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FB 2/2/17 - Random thought on skunk smell

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    No you autist. The smell of skunk was coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE all along!

    There's probably a whole warren of them living in the attic with the amount of deferred maintenance 14BC is behind on having completed by now.
     
  2. JimmyCox

    JimmyCox Well-Known Member

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    Maybe it was Megagi.
     

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  3. JULAY

    JULAY Active Member

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    His autistic ramblings about perfume aside, the last time he smelled something similar was when he fucked the hooker:

    "She opens and invites me in; unexpectantly, but not surprising. I was also greeted with the smell of aged smoke; she had done the weed"
     
  4. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    "Joy in looking and comprehending is nature's most beautiful gift." - Albert Einstein
    "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." - FDR
    "Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony." - Gandhi
    "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere." - MLK
    "If you are a user of perfumes and/or colognes, then you are used to the smell of a skunk." - CWC

    Tacit admission that 14BLC has a skunk infestation?

    It's because there's no emphasizing there. You know how American comics have a seemingly random use of bolding for emphasis? CWC uses capitalization instead. Capitalizing the First Letter of a word is louder, and ALL CAPS is pretty much yelling. You can see it when CWC makes a progressively angrier rant.

    For example:
    It's still a sign that CWC has not yet cured autism with binaural beats though -- the apparent logic is "I know what the seemingly random capitalization means, therefore everyone else does too."
     
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  5. Ginger Piglet

    Ginger Piglet CAMAB Male-Presenting Lesbian

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    Given that Chris probably smells of thiols I dread to think what her account of the incident would be like.
     
  6. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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    Both he and Locria probably wreck 10 times worse of skatoles. Skatoles (no pun intended) are the essence of poop.
     
  7. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Barb is the rare and fabled Skunklax.
     
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  8. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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  9. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

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    I'm just glad Chris didn't come near it to make sure it was female if he wanted to jokingly name it Megagi for no reason, he's obviously not that dense.
     
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  10. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    They distill the skunk smell out before adding the fragrances.
    In fact, many companies make the perfume using synthetic skunk oil so it's cruelty free.
    Also Chris smells bad.
     
  11. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    I know the smell of skunks, but I've always dreaded to imagine what Chris must smell like.

    I'm guessing rotten watermelons, ammonia, warm moistened ass, and a fatal mixture of cheap grandma perfume and Axe body spray.

    That skunk came into the wrong fucking neighborhood.
     
  12. Chandler Cats

    Chandler Cats Mama Cats. You kids settle down!

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    I've always loved this because Rosechu's dialogue box seems to suggest that "Sweetbolt" smelling good is a rare occurrence. Like father like son, I guess.
     
  13. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

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    Anyone in Rosechu's boots would be THAT concerned to ask their potential mate-for-life about their bathing habits!
     
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  14. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

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    A lot of furries like to make believe their skunk girls smell like sweet, pretty things instead of letting their characters have even one unattractive feature.
    Strawberry Skunk.jpg

    Why can't the rough, tough, tomboyish skunk have a chemical weapon that shoots out her ass instead of being a generic sex object? Oh yeah, autistic perversion is why.

    And of course Watermelon just straight up loves the smell of skunk stank.
     
  15. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

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    Reminded of Eric Schwartz just now (for anyone who heard of the recently ended Sabrina Online).
     
  16. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    Chris has always had this obsession with skunks. Didn't he want to keep one as a pet at some point?
     
  17. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

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    And Stuart Riley, the YTP forum admin cow with a major crush on that same character (he'd shoehorn the like 30 seconds or so of animated content there was of her into his other YTPs and claim it was high art compared to using Hotel Mario or Zelda CD-i).

    Also
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  18. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Don't call anybody

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    View attachment 1314

    The wall of originals is one of the saddest/funniest things about early 2000s Chris. Plautistic is probably my fave, or Flashbulb due to it's pickle like nature, and Chris's aversion to Pickles.
     
  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Wonder if Chris thought of Stunky or Skuntank during the skunk encounter?
     
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  20. Locksnap

    Locksnap New Member

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    She had done the skunk.