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FB 2/2/17 - Random thought on skunk smell

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Feb 2, 2017.

  1. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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  2. Ol Slag

    Ol Slag 'Tism stormchaser

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    Chris seems like one of those people that instead of bathing just douses himself in axe body spray.
     
  3. TheImportantFart

    TheImportantFart Jet-powered fish

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    You sure it was a whiff of skunk Chris, or are you just becoming aware of your own stench?
     
  4. Ol Slag

    Ol Slag 'Tism stormchaser

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    He does wear the EXACT same outfit to conventions every year....
     
  5. broke dick dog

    broke dick dog Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    One of Barb's old nicknames, as you'll recall from an old CWC post, is "skunk"
     
  6. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    Chris smells just like an skunk confirmed.

    Also in an unrelated note, did he finally manage to alienate all his friends? he's barely got any response on his last FB posts for a few days now.
    Maybe it was the skunk fragrance?
     
  7. Gundham Garnet

    Gundham Garnet New Member

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    I love how this is coming from the one person who bathed in Axe Body Spray for years.
     
  8. Ghost Nappa

    Ghost Nappa hilariously derailing one-liner

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    Random Thought:

    Chris is using capitalization like a semi normal person :eek:
     
  9. catparty

    catparty Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Ivy_Q&A


    "I asked why he had included six glade plug-ins with our suite. Chris claimed that a single one wasn’t strong enough for his small bedroom so a suite would require much, much more. Things were about to get dirt-ay, after all! Plus, there was that whole thing with Chris defecating whenever he experienced a sincere, triggering, emotion…"
     
  10. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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    He'll never alienate Waterman.

    screenshot-www.facebook.com 2017-02-02 04-32-52.png
     
  11. Orkeosaurus

    Orkeosaurus Active Member

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    I think Chris is just suffering from olfactory fatigue.
     
  12. Ginger Piglet

    Ginger Piglet CAMAB Male-Presenting Lesbian

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    Question. How often does Chris wash? Given that skunk smell is chemically similar to B.O., I suspect that it's not very often as he's immune partly to skunk.
     
  13. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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    Chris thinks he is so intellegent because he confused a skunk's ass with his own stench. Soon, Chris will start collecting dirty toilet water in a bottle, so he can call it eau de toilette.
     
  14. Suicidal Emo Panda

    Suicidal Emo Panda I love china, trust me.

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    Chris complains about the stench while his hallways are filled and cluttered with their pets' shit and pee.
     
  15. TheSaltMines

    TheSaltMines I never did know what was in that side pocket

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    hehehehehehehehehe.
     
  16. TheImportantFart

    TheImportantFart Jet-powered fish

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    Shit, I only just got the druggie implications there.
     
  17. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Don't call anybody

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    Megagi La Skunk is just relentlessly haunting him, like Sonichu does whenever Chris closes his eyes and sees him decaying in the void while screaming "kill me now, father".
     
  18. catparty

    catparty Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    What if skunk actually smells better than what he smells around 14bc on a regular basis
     
  19. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Don't call anybody

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  20. Branchland Ct HOA

    Branchland Ct HOA Active Member

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    Is Chris absolutely sure He wasn't smelling himself, furthermore, I feel sorry for that skunk he had to endure that.