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FB 2/18 - Countdown to 35th birthday

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Feb 19, 2017.

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  1. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    Jesus Christ, 35 already, this manchild.

    He's catching up to my dad's age.
     
    Nobody, Feb 19, 2017
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  2. Attachments-senpai

    Attachments-senpai Guest

    Are you 12?
     
    Attachments-senpai, Feb 19, 2017
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  3. Robotic Richard Simmons

    Robotic Richard Simmons Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like you're the perfect age for Chris. Too young.
     
    Robotic Richard Simmons, Feb 19, 2017
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  4. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    Man everytime I look at Chris' age I still can't believe Chris isn't older.
    Idk I think Chris looks old and maybe I'm not alone here.
     
    Aggressive Bubble Cat, Feb 19, 2017
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  5. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    Chris gets over $1200 a month from the state, budgeted right you could live like a king and have little to no stress in your life. Barb is what is dragging him down. Maybe for his birthday he will receive a new mom.
     
    Aldora, Feb 19, 2017
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  6. Robotic Richard Simmons

    Robotic Richard Simmons Well-Known Member

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    Then he'll have to find someone else to give him tongue and spoon with.
     
    Robotic Richard Simmons, Feb 19, 2017
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  7. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    He has Clover and Snoopy for that.
     
    Aldora, Feb 19, 2017
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  8. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    Persobally, i cant believe he is still alive with his health being so bad
     
    king kong... with wings?, Feb 19, 2017
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  9. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    I have to be honest and say I agree, Chris' health is the worst and I'm surprised it hasn't put Chris in the hospital at least once yet.
     
    Aggressive Bubble Cat, Feb 19, 2017
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  10. TheKnightoftheRustyHelm

    TheKnightoftheRustyHelm A Jerk and Everybody Loves Me!

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    Bob's Supergenes at work right there.
     
    TheKnightoftheRustyHelm, Feb 19, 2017
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  11. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    Bob and Barb have proved to be pretty sturdy, and Chris isn't exactly a glutton. Plus he has his ObamaCare and whatever he gets from SS.
     
    Aldora, Feb 19, 2017
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  12. Kappashiro Nietzschieri

    Kappashiro Nietzschieri Deep in the Ocean Engineering Thoughts

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    Nah the fanfic rivals that of many media franchises. If Touhou is a successful franchise then so is Sonichu.
     
    Kappashiro Nietzschieri, Feb 19, 2017
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  13. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    A midlife crisis that is stereotypical traditional for Chris would only be a good thing for him to receive from himself as a present for his 35th Christian Love Day.

    Now that's sad.
     
    Very Honest Content, Feb 19, 2017
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  14. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Since when would he never try doing that? Regardless, things won't go his way on his birthday and he'll be passive-aggressive in bitching on social media in hopes of his friends list soothing his ego.
     
    c-no, Feb 19, 2017
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  15. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    You all should stay away from my No-No's. I poop from there.

    I can't believe I lost track of Chris's age after all these years. Our manbaby is finally growing up to be a... manchild?
     
    Nobody, Feb 19, 2017
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  16. JOHANnessburg

    JOHANnessburg Shut up Johan you're driving me crazy

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    Any predictions for the last 5 years of his 30's? I predict he'll have diligently saved up enough of his Tugboat to make significant payments on the house, sell Barb's car, and auction off all of her Horde. I also predict that he'll finally succeed in his Love Quest and sired Crystal.
     
    JOHANnessburg, Feb 19, 2017
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  17. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    The next five years will involve shitting himself and doing nothing.
     
    Someone In A Tree, Feb 19, 2017
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  18. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    They grow up so fast. * wipes tear *
     
    Aggressive Bubble Cat, Feb 19, 2017
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  19. admiral

    admiral Don't you like Bourbon?

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    I always find it alarming that Chris is only 35. He looks closer to Kengle in terms of age.
     
    admiral, Feb 19, 2017
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  20. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    yeah, the hormones have made him sick, but haven't really fucked him up any worse beyond that which surprises me, but then again the news we get comes from what chris posts on facebook and crap
     
    king kong... with wings?, Feb 19, 2017
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