FB 2/18 - Countdown to 35th birthday

As long as he stays out of trouble. If convicted of a felony and incarcerated for more than thirty days then the government will revoke the tugboat. It can be reappled for, but without Bob to help him (I seriously doubt Barb could help at all) Chris doesn't stand a chance.

 

I recall Marvin saying that Barb had borrowed against Chris' life insurance, so I can only imagine the state of Barbs own insurance.

Chris isn't very likeable and considering his infamy and downright weird appearance, I would say no chance.

Chris has help, he has Rocky and his new friends(Marie, Alexa and so on) and they smart enough to help Chris with any paperwork.

 

Who are they? His friends from the gay bar he goes to?

 

Friends from his Pokemon card group he goes to.

 

This is the first I've heard of this. Did they say they were his friends or did he say they were his friends? The distinction is important.

 

Well remember, he thought Megan was his girlfriend even though she was just a friend.

These could just be people he plays with, maybe texts every now and again to setup matches or say hi.

 

They are his friends, he hangs out with them at their houses and goes to the movies with them.

 

Wow, that's pretty nuts. I had no idea.

 

Our Chris is growing up right in front of our eye.

 

Un-clit 2.0.

I know my fashion sense is different from his, and it told me the same height and age. 5'8", 16 years old. My real age is 29. Even if I make different choices of overshirt (why isn't there a "none" option there? I usually don't wear anything over a T-shirt) and pants, it gives me the same age and height. Almost everyone on the page's comments section either says A) none of the options presented in the photos really work together as an outfit or B) that it's calling them too young.

Just another thing to make you thankful for your own family, eh? That's how it is with me.

Pretty soon he might even become a mental teenager!

 

Yeah... growing fatter and fatter.

 

I got 5'8'', 29 yrs old. I am neither.

 

So how is someone who is my age supposed to dress? I selected T-shirt, jeans, sneakers, and zippered hoodie.

 

Interesting that he didn't whine or beg this year for toys/money. Perhaps one of his new "friends" from that facebook group did something for him this year?

 

Probably, Chris has always preferred the attention of people physically around him, over those who are online. The more of a social life Chris has offline, the less we will see him online.

 

If that had been the case Chris would have made a video or a post to brag about it.
Looks like he finally accepted that nobody cares about his birthday or his makeshift Christian Love Day holiday.