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FB 1/26/17 - Abstinence is a joke

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Jan 26, 2017.

  1. I Am Honor Roll

    I Am Honor Roll That puts a crampers in my pampers.

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    Oh where's the horrifying rating when you need it?
     
  2. Bad Hair Roo Day

    Bad Hair Roo Day TOO MUCH FUCKIN HAIRGEL

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    Chris Chan, the original Incel
     
  3. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Don't call anybody

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    He also wants dating education classes, to help the JERKS find boyfriend free girls.
     
  4. realCWC

    realCWC Active Member

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    Somethings horrifying about chris' mom fantasies and this going on in the same mind.
     
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  5. dunbrine47

    dunbrine47 Well-Known Member

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    Good thing his um.... taint ooze will keep him abstinent against his will.
     
  6. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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    Lol, that or Planned Parenthood hands out photos of Chris' face for their birth control programs claiming that his face will kill any boner and make ovum retreat back into a woman's ovaries.
     
  7. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

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    Considering his Facebook post that was directed at Barron Trump, the answer would be no.

    When you gaze at the taint ooze of CWC, it would make one walk the other way.
     
  8. The Enclave

    The Enclave Member

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    I wonder if him saying "want to practice it", "keep it safe" is him being squeamish about saying sex. Did a quick search of his Twitter posts on Cwcki and he hasn't used the word before.

    I also think, as an adult, he should probably concern himself less with whether "the children" find "enjoyable".
     
  9. TheImportantFart

    TheImportantFart Jet-powered fish

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    Chris has always been hesitant to mention sex by name due to his immature nature. He used to refer to it as "hanky-panky" and the like (although it got called by name a lot during the Ivy Saga).
     
  10. The Enclave

    The Enclave Member

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    Exactly. "Hanky-Panky" is one of those Cwcisms that got used once that he's probably forgotten about, true autists keep using the same phrases. I just think its still weird that he's so immature saying the name when he's posted things like the un-clit before.
     
  11. JULAY

    JULAY Active Member

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  12. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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    Yet, he's advertised his services for pussy licking and clit rubbing on facebook several times.
     
  13. Ginger Piglet

    Ginger Piglet CAMAB Male-Presenting Lesbian

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    Despite being a proud lesbian tomgirl with a female soul, his duck still dispenses.

    He told us so during the Johan incident and sex tape.
     
  14. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    FUCK UP-FUCK ABSTINENCE.
     
  15. TheSaltMines

    TheSaltMines I never did know what was in that side pocket

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    I'm laughing so hard.

    But for real, why does Cunt-for-nuts get away with this shit?
     
  16. Mariposa Electrique

    Mariposa Electrique Well-Known Member

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    They probably look at his profile and say, "hell no, keep it moving", before they can read his message.
     
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  17. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    Chris would have been swimming in china if he hadn't been practicing abstinence in high school, guys.
     
  18. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    Not so much practing abstinence as much as barely knowing sex was a thing.
     
  19. thismanlies

    thismanlies Member

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    Chris should have been born a millenial. His life would still be a trainwreck, but there's a chance that some hipster chick would screw him as a political statement.
     
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  20. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    Chris-X-Trigglypuff OTP.