Doopie Saga?

Well, the 901 of us autistic enough to go to a forum and discuss him for starters.

But in all honesty, and this may be pretty weenish on my part here, but it seems to me that Chris is about to dry up as a lolcow. However, the wave of weens that have shown up during this whole Doopie exchange may be ripe for the lol-milking.

 

You never know, the next Gamestop macing or grotesque sex video may be just around the corner. The weens trying to force it aren't going to make it happen though.

 

It seems that people are too quick to declare something a saga and it's mostly done in the hope that Chris will somehow recapture his 'glory days' as a cow. After Bob's death and the fallout from the Great Game Place Caper, Chris underwent a relative radio silence and we had to be content with stray Facebook posts and the occasional field siting. The second Chris became more active again, we entered the Everything is a Saga Saga.

 

Chris is the ultimate definition of delusional about everything and everyone.

 

I'm not saying that we bait the weens into working harder (seriously, they piss me off enough as it is). I'm saying we get some lulz at the weens' expense. Surely out of the new wave of weens and A-Logs is a lolcow ripe for milking.

As I said on a previous thread, I think if Doopie's boyfriend decided to troll Chris it could be a Saga. Look at what has happened in the memorable Sweetheart Sagas:

When Chris tried to woo Megan, in his mind Adam Stackhouse and ED were trying to thwart his quest for true love.

When trying to woo both Panda Halo and Julie, Clyde Cash was trying to thwart his attempts at "true love".

When trying to woo Kacey, Liquid was trying to thwart Chris's attempts at trying to thwart Liquid's attempts at true love (then Liquid's collection of Rule 34 Zelda drawings thwarted his own attempts).

When trying to woo Jackie, Lars was there to in the background to serve as somewhat of an obstacle, but Chris ended up thwarting himself.

Batman needs The Joker. Superman needs Lex Luthor. Captain America needs Red Skull. Since Chris thinks everything he does is righteous and benevolent, it gives him even more drive when he has a sweetheart to win AND a foe to vanquish. Where the weens go wrong is thinking that they are Joker or Luthor-caliber villains, when in reality they are more along the lines of Polka Dot Man or Crazy Quilt.

 

Probably should've added "enough" after that........