Meta Chris' True and Honest D&D Characture Sheet (roll for autism)

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  1. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Now its been a long time since I've played DnD but here's what I've noticed:
    • Your speed represents how far you can travel in one round and each round is equivalent to six seconds. Chris has 3,736 ft for his speed which is 424.5 miles per hour or roughly half the speed of sound.
    • Sonichu Medallion as equipment lol
    • He is neutral good which is the lamest character alignment
    • Nothing is written under the flaws section
    Here are a few bullets from the CWCki if your too lazy to check that out:
    • Starting at level 24, a level higher than god characters.
    • Overpowered transformation ability, giving himself a +5 or +10 bonus, enough to make it so that he would never lose at dice rolls unless rolling a one.
    • Insufficient equipment. Chris has two swords and a crossbow, despite his character (Cleric/Ranger hybrid) not being optimized to wield either.
     
  2. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    inb4 Chris makes a YouTube video where he plays D&D with himself and steamrolls any obstacle in his way with his broken character.
     
  3. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    At least D&D isn't that pony card game thing.
     
  4. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 ancient memes

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    this could be good

    of course Chris thinks he's a god

    Sonic speed - gotta go fast!
     
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    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    elbow greased strength
     
  6. Fauna Fox

    Fauna Fox Obscure n64 furry waifu

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    So Chris has created another one of his specialties, a mary sue.
    Wait, what. Are bronies still a thing?
    For real?
     
  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat "Modernly Tech Savvy"

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    Chris was the first brony, and he could very well be the last brony.
     
  8. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    i saw these images in a tabletop thread i was in and thought "oh someones making a lame joke" but finding out its chris's actual sheet makes a lot more sense
     
  9. Nobody

    Nobody Shitposter Staff Member

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    By rolling a transsexual demigod Sonic-recolor Mary Sue abomination, you can ruin a night of D&D in Guinness record speeds.

    We get it Chris, you have no idea how to play the game but you still have to win.
     
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  10. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    I would like to see the D.M. that lets that abomination into a game.
     
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