1. Hey there!

    All Login/Cache/Session Token issues should now be resolved. Please praise Glaive for fixing this.

    Welcome to Cwcki Club!

    Before posting, please check out the General Rules

    Join the Cwcki Club Discord!

Legal Chris removed from his house due to incest

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Holdek, Jul 30, 2021.

Page 9 of 21
  1. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2017
    Messages:
    460
    Likes Received:
    2,105
    None of this would have happened if they never made Sonic's arms blue.
     
    PigaDgrifm, Aug 2, 2021
    #161
    Kong, Holdek, NAITCHA BAH and 9 others like this.
  2. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2017
    Messages:
    2,360
    Likes Received:
    7,280
    Here's a thought:

    Perhaps the reason why Chris got arrested was because he turned himself in. Chris brew through the money in two days, he can't go back to the house until the 5th and even that was gonna be unlikely and I'm sure Chris knew that to some degree, or at least talked to someone who told him that in no uncertain terms. It is also likely that if Chris is talking to someone they would suggest to him to admit guilt in hopes of a lighter sentence.

    What do you guys think?
     
    One Too Many, Aug 2, 2021
    #162
    ToroidalBoat and Ms. Mowz like this.
  3. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

    Joined:
    Jan 22, 2017
    Messages:
    11,723
    Likes Received:
    17,351
    If this somehow ended up being true, will dumbasses on Twitter unironically claimed that Chris got a change of heart by The Phantom Thieves like they always do because they can't tell reality from fiction?
     
    Ms. Mowz, Aug 2, 2021
    #163
    c-no, NAITCHA BAH, Very Honest Content and 3 others like this.
  4. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2017
    Messages:
    2,360
    Likes Received:
    7,280
    Considering that more then a few smash bros e sports guys are pedos, its not too far off a possibility
     
    One Too Many, Aug 2, 2021
    #164
    Very Honest Content, ToroidalBoat and Ms. Mowz like this.
  5. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

    Joined:
    Feb 28, 2016
    Messages:
    797
    Likes Received:
    2,374
    The sad part is that I've seen that outside Twitter.
    Being a Personafag is pain sometimes.
     
    Galhox Ladyankles, Aug 2, 2021
    #165
    Kong, NAITCHA BAH, Very Honest Content and 3 others like this.
  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2017
    Messages:
    27,341
    Likes Received:
    54,546
    Like the lawyer guy going by "Alexander Hamilton" said, I doubt "gender" will come into play. But either way, this is the "9/11" of Christory.

    Fixed?

    I've been calling him "Current Year Chris". "Clown Chris" (as in "Clown World") could work too.

    I still think Chris is a kid on the inside. A very messed up kid.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Aug 2, 2021
    #166
    PigaDgrifm, Very Honest Content, Ms. Mowz and 3 others like this.
  7. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2017
    Messages:
    1,547
    Likes Received:
    4,087
    Chris would need to have both:
    a) Guilt
    b) Smarts

    for this to make any sort of sense. We've all seen that Chris never, EVER, thinks he is in the wrong in anyway. Unfortunately, this would be a no from me dawg.
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Aug 2, 2021
    #167
    Very Honest Content, Ms. Mowz, ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 and 3 others like this.
  8. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2017
    Messages:
    2,360
    Likes Received:
    7,280
    Here is Chris's mugshot:

    800px-ArrestchuMugshot.jpeg

    We'll see what his bail is set for, so far he has no set court date.
     
    One Too Many, Aug 2, 2021
    #168
    ToroidalBoat, Very Honest Content, ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 and 1 other person like this.
  9. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2017
    Messages:
    699
    Likes Received:
    1,928
    No, he's booked for one count of incest, so they found CWC's navy in Barb's genital area on a rape kit swab. He'd be picked up for violation of the protective order for the money transfer from his mother's account today at the earliest since they'd have to get before a judge, who doesn't work weekends for these things, in order to say he had violated the terms of that. So he's an alleged mother raper with a trail of evidence leading from the crime scene to his brute jerk male criminal ass, good luck white knighting that shit, expert contortionists only need apply.

    (Also, please clubgoers, Chris wasn't behind the wheel of the van when Snyder was hit by it and almost run over, that was Barb, they switched seats before being arrested for that but Chris was not the shitty driver who couldn't avoid Snyder, stop mixing up the Christorical detail on that.)
     
    Very Honest Content, Aug 2, 2021
    #169
    Kong, c-no, Sparklemilhouse and 3 others like this.
  10. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

    Joined:
    Feb 28, 2016
    Messages:
    797
    Likes Received:
    2,374
    Galhox Ladyankles, Aug 2, 2021
    #170
    Kong, Ms. Mowz, Very Honest Content and 2 others like this.
  11. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2017
    Messages:
    27,341
    Likes Received:
    54,546
    Do they know it was originally "Chan" as in "Jackie Chan" and not the cutsey Japanese honorific?

    (doubtful)
     
    ToroidalBoat, Aug 2, 2021
    #171
    Kong, c-no, Ms. Mowz and 1 other person like this.
  12. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2017
    Messages:
    1,168
    Likes Received:
    3,082
    I would like to add this also: whatever sense of guilt he had, no matter how small, got eroded by the Merge shit. Now, instead of blaming the "dang, dirty trolls" for making him do stuff, he can blame the CPUs in his brain or whatever for making him do stuff.
     
    NAITCHA BAH, Aug 2, 2021
    #172
    TiggleYaPoosay, c-no, ToroidalBoat and 2 others like this.
  13. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

    Joined:
    Jan 23, 2017
    Messages:
    21,336
    Likes Received:
    38,982
    yeah, he's been doing that, claiming something he believes in said it was OK for him to do it
    he even said God told him it was OK - ick

    the sheriff's dept gave an investigator's phone number and they're asking the public for info

    so
    many
    Julaay
    calls
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Aug 2, 2021
    #173
    ToroidalBoat, NAITCHA BAH and Ms. Mowz like this.
  14. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2017
    Messages:
    1,168
    Likes Received:
    3,082
    *The Sheriff upon briefing the department on the investigation*

    "A word of warning for all you would-be detectives. When you join my investigation, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man on my team owes me one hundred 'JULAAAAAY' calls. And I want my 'JULAAAAAY' calls. And all y'all will git me one hundred 'JULAAAAAY' calls, from the voices of one hundred pre-pubescent weens. Or you will die tryin'."

    Binglorasterds1.jpg
     
    NAITCHA BAH, Aug 2, 2021
    #174
    Kong, c-no, Ms. Mowz and 3 others like this.
  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2017
    Messages:
    27,341
    Likes Received:
    54,546
    Last tweet by CWC on July 30:
    [then a photo of a "turning in" tarot-y card]
     
    ToroidalBoat, Aug 2, 2021
    #175
    Ms. Mowz, Skeletor, Very Honest Content and 1 other person like this.
  16. Fallensaint

    Fallensaint New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 2, 2021
    Messages:
    1
    Likes Received:
    5
    Hahahhaahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahahgahahagagabav

    ha
     
    Fallensaint, Aug 2, 2021
    #176
    Ms. Mowz, ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 and ToroidalBoat like this.
  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2017
    Messages:
    27,341
    Likes Received:
    54,546
    News in Barcelona in Spain got word of the happening:

    ¿Quién es Chris Chan?Personalidad de Internet arrestada por cargos de incesto

    ("Who is Chris Chan? Personality of Internet arrested for charges of incest")

     
    ToroidalBoat, Aug 2, 2021
    #177
    Very Honest Content, Ms. Mowz and ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 like this.
  18. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

    Joined:
    Jan 23, 2017
    Messages:
    21,336
    Likes Received:
    38,982
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Aug 2, 2021
    #178
    Very Honest Content, Ms. Mowz and ToroidalBoat like this.
  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2017
    Messages:
    27,341
    Likes Received:
    54,546
    It's very interesting how news of Chris getting arrested for incest appears to be spreading worldwide.

    Well, at least throughout the West anyway.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Aug 2, 2021
    #179
    Very Honest Content, c-no, Ms. Mowz and 1 other person like this.
  20. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

    Joined:
    Feb 9, 2017
    Messages:
    454
    Likes Received:
    1,366
    Shit wounds me spiritually.
     
    Aggressive Bubble Cat, Aug 2, 2021
    #180
    Very Honest Content, Galhox Ladyankles, ToroidalBoat and 2 others like this.
Page 9 of 21