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Legal Chris removed from his house due to incest

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Holdek, Jul 30, 2021.

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  1. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Yeah let's get back to the topic of the creator of Sonichu and maybe take the other site discussion on where it all went wrong to DM's if you want to investigate that?

    Anyway here's a picture of who is deciding Chris' fate leading up to trial; [​IMG]

    Bet he's a huge fan of Punchy Sonichu.

    Now, stop the presses who is that defending the true and honest mayor of CWCville? Did godbear just smile on this dumb motherfucker again? How can this continue to happen as this guy is probably a better lawyer than Rob Bell who was literally paid for out of the nest egg Bob left Charb when he died for their hit and run defense they ended up pleading to? Now the state is going to foot the bill to make sure a railroad is the last thing taking Chris for a ride in this saga.
     
    Very Honest Content, Aug 5, 2021
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  2. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    Yeah, I'd like to be in those DMs. I miss the Farms before all the /pol/ shit.

    As for CWC:

    >In court, throwing a tantrum for his LEGOs.

    I don't know why I expected anything different.
     
    PigaDgrifm, Aug 5, 2021
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  3. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    Will this be a contender for trail of the century?
     
    One Too Many, Aug 5, 2021
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  4. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Can I be in those DMs, too? I have a lot of pent up frustration over the Farms that just needs to come out.

    Anyways, back on topic; for once, I highly doubt that Chris will get out of this one even if he got the best lawyer in the world.
     
    Ms. Mowz, Aug 5, 2021
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  5. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    Throw me in the DM’s, why not.

    Also, that poor Detective Tooley…
     
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  6. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    How many weens do you figure have called him up to scream "TOOOOLAAAAYYYYY!" in his ear?
     
    PigaDgrifm, Aug 5, 2021
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  7. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    Was listening to Asterios’s podcast on the subject. He thought assigning that detective that tip line borderline constitutes hazing.
     
    Henry Bemis, Aug 5, 2021
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  8. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    It wouldn't be a story about CWC without this....
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Aug 5, 2021
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  9. Vexing Devil

    Vexing Devil pokes you for 4 whether you like it or not.

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    it seems they have been denied bail until their next hearing on September 11th, 2021
     
    Vexing Devil, Aug 5, 2021
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  10. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    :arbok:
     
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  11. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    Never realizing the shit he's in, he continues to focus only on what matters the most to him.

    Never change, Chris. This is how you got here.
     
    Galhox Ladyankles, Aug 5, 2021
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  12. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    Throw another inheritance down Rob Bell to do the same job as a free public defender cos she's as guilty as fucking sin.

    "Muh Legos man."

    He'll implode. This is going to be longest he's been without his room of toys just from the remand period, much less any actual custodial sentence. In his head that'll be a worse punishment than actually being in jail.

    (And yes, I am intentionally alternating pronouns for fun.)
     
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  13. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    On the plus, for Chris: three squares, times how many days now?
     
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  14. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Last time CWC was in prison, he took off his shirt and was swinging it around, he sang silly songs at the top of his lungs, and apparently was talking loudly to himself, having full blown convos with people who weren't there, and that was when he was only there for a day or so. Imagine being confined to jail until Sept 11th.
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Aug 5, 2021
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  15. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    Chris has a great lawyer, so yeah, he'll probably get a good plea deal.
    That is as long as Chris doesn't make things worse. If he does get a plea he'll still need to deal with a serious probation, and if he screws that up, he's going to prison.
    I wonder if Chris will be charged with contempt of court.
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Aug 5, 2021
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  16. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

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    That was the first time, for the Game Place hit-and-run.

    Second/last time (for blarms-related macing), Chris apparently went with less resistance, almost like settling into a routine.
     
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  17. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Ah, I got my "CWC in jail" time-line messed up.

    To be fair, both his first and second time were for a day or two at most. If his being denied bail is true, and he's going to remain in prison till Sept 11th, I'm almost certain Chris will be bouncing off the walls and raging about Legos and Sonichu and the Merge before long.
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Aug 5, 2021
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  18. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    It's sad that Chris doesn't seem to care about the pets, assuming he doesn't know they've been rescued (or so I heard).

    And even if they have been rescued, Chris doesn't seem too attached to them.

    Why not make a thread instead?
     
    ToroidalBoat, Aug 5, 2021
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  19. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    I DM'd a couple people who said they were interested, a thread would be good too tho.

    I'm sure the judge isn't too happy with him after today.
     
    PigaDgrifm, Aug 5, 2021
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  20. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    (source: Sonic the Hedgehog Watch and Win Sweepstakes - YouTube)
     
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