Chris and Fashion

He had a Mount and Dew Me tank...which he promptly removed to reveal a sports bra

 

I think he shops in Davy Jones Locker.

 

I found a picture of the one who picked out the outfit for him:

 

There's something uncanny about photographs of Chris dressed like that in public. Look I am no prize to look at myself, nor do I bother to dress to impress anyone if I'm just scooting out to get some Vaseline, duct tape and padlocks at 3 AM. But this is just disturbing and it screams "I'm a crazy person!"

I had to think about what it is that unsettles me about it, because it's not his physique or even the clothes themselves, such as they are. It's his utter lack of grace. I shall try to explain.

Look whatever the blue hell "female" (or male, but Chris wants to be female here) may be, whether it's a gender or a sex or made up bullshit or something in between all of those concepts, there's a certain je ne sais quoi about it, that is just completely absent here.

 

The really sad thing is I know a great number of girls have tried to give him fashion advice and make up tips legit. Because he makes a mockery out of being a woman. He never responds to any of them. Instead you get train wrecks like this.
"Now its time for makeup tips"

 

Simpsons did it first


With a better end result. This is coming from a man who doesn't even know what the fuck that pile of bottles sitting on a girls dresser are.

 

I mentioned on another thread how despite his liberal use of the word "uncouth" he is a good definition of the word with one of the traits being a lack of grace. I think his physique when he is out in public is the most unsettling though because of how atrophied his legs look in addition to the bulk they have to support, muscle weighs more than fat, but it is able to support itself

 

The tone deaf.

I love Chris's views on women's fashion. Fucker becomes a lady for a year or two and dresses like a complete stereotype.
Icing on the cake was that Facebook post about why women shouldn't wear pants.

 

Its like hes so deluded that he feels he needs to be oppressed to really feel what its like to be a woman.

 

Oh man you kicked me right in the feels. But I just realized something you've helped me articulate.

Without going into a whole tirade of finally in the last 3 years or so of my life learning to call myself out on my own bullshit and finally start to lose some of the weight (I was 430, am now about 280 maybe a bit less), I mention this just to give my remarks some context. It's one thing when a fit thin person bashes a fat guy (not saying they shouldn't or anything like that, but honestly I'm so over it now I make the fat jokes for them), but it's something else when someone who knows what it's like to be big and fat who hates every pound and inch of it it talks shit about another fatty.

Or I guess in other words, I'm not punching down, I'm punching straight across. I hate to admit it but Chris and I are equals in a sense here.

Here's the thing about fat guys, like one of the few perks: We have some beast calves. Seriously. Because when you weigh as much as a car, every day is leg day. There's guys who work out to get swole calves who don't have the calves I do. So if you're fatty like me and you actually lose some of the weight, your leg from the knee down looks muscular AF.

Chris ought to have some seriously beefy calves but he has those proportionally small legs you are talking about. For him to look like this, it's like he's not even walking regularly. I think that's what's so unsettling, I know what a fat man who still has a job and who is active (as in has a job and goes places every day) is supposed to look like, and Chris is just fat without the active part.

 

the name fits in many ways

he is quite deaf when it comes to almost everything except sound because he can hear things

 

As someone who was really out of shape and about 80 pounds over weight then turned myself around, fat guys usually do have meaty calves from carrying all that weight. Part of it is also genetics but in Chris's case they haven't grown because he sits on his ass all day. Another part is probably being diabetic or prediabetic I would guess, or just general malnutrition. In his mind he probably thinks they're slender and feminine.

 

Pretty sure he said hes been told by many Gal Pals that he has beautiful legs and a great ASS.

 

Joke's on him then because women generally have bigger calves and thighs because we're designed to carry a small fucker around for at least 9 months. So basically, fat women with sparrow legs would be even weirder than fat men with sparrow legs.
Source: I'm a lazy fatty fat fat but have better legs than him. Also science

 

I've noticed Chris' legs were a bit disproportionate but looking at it again, it's like someone got regular legs and stuck them on a fat person. It's so weird.
PS: I second the name of Tone Deaf.

 

That's the result of taking fashion tips from MLP. I mentioned it before, but the Skirt is Vynyle Scratch/DJP0N3's skirt from the ''Eqestria Girls" series. The loud over the top clothes work (well not really but lets pretend) in MLP because its a cartoon and its aimed at little girls without a sense of fashion. It would be kinda like taking fashion ques from Cinderella. It looks pretty in the movie, cute as a little girl's costume, and batshit crazy at a wall mart more than ten miles from a Disney park. While only a few of his clothes come directly from MLP, you can tell his sense of color combination comes from the show. It's very telling that his most normal looking tom girl outfits are the ones inspired by Barb's antique fashion sense, everything else is him trying to look like a cartoon character.

 

Chris is 35 years old, so if he truly is a trans woman he needs to dress like one and get a pair of mom jeans and baggy shirts to hide that big diabetes gut.

 

Chris isn't just a 35yo transwoman, Chris is a 35yo transwoman who is stuck in the mindset of a 12 year old who thinks Lisa Frank, glitter, and pastel pink ponies are the best thing ever.

 

Chris has always had an odd body shape, post puberty very skinny limbs. People hold fat differently, but over all it will spread as you get larger and higher BF%, Chris is rather heavy to a point his limbs should thicken out.

It's annoyingly true about fat guys calves, I have huge calves for my frame. Forgive the brag but I can 1RM squat about 400 now I'm sub 150 lbs. You fatties stop calf shaming me, they are still tiny

 

Calves can be tricky, a lot of it is genetics like wrists and forearms but they can grow. What drives me nuts is that my right calf is about an inch bigger than my left. The left is more defined and vascular though.