#blocktheTrolls

Chris only had to block Hirtes like 45 times.

 

Chris these ladies aren't blocking you because the trolls told them to, they're blocking you because you're a creepy fuck and they can literally smell you through the computer screen.

 

I'd block Tara Strong because she's a fucking nitwit

 

Chris is slowly having a breakdown over the course of a few weeks

 

In Chris's defense, he's not completely wrong. Is it his fault that there's one 50-year-old furfag with 30+ socks and more autism than Chris will ever know a swarm of trolls that JULAAAAAAAAAAY up any interaction he tries? Maybe yes, maybe no. That all depends on who you ask. Is he trying to leave that shit behind? I honestly believe so. Is he aware enough to know that he's doing a very bad job of it? Shit, there's many articles on the CWCki about this subject, so there's no point in me plagiarizing them. However, in this particular instance I actually think it's fucked up that Hirtes the swarm of trolls has fucked up the closest thing Chris has to social interaction with people who, despite the fact that they won't, could give Chris advice that he may (and I emphasize that hard) listen to.

 

Pretty sure one person more or less said they blocked Chris because of all the weens spamming her twitter and not because of anything Chris had actually said himself at that point. Of course at some stage Chris probably would've said or done something that would've gotten himself blocked, eventually.

If nothing else the weens should know it gives Chris an easy out now any time he's blocked. The key has always been to let Chris ruin his own life. He's far better at it than anyone else (maybe apart from Barb) is.

 

Yah fuck Hirtes the swarm of trolls.

 

"Good Heroes?" Really now, Chris? "Heroes?"

I'm actually in agreement that I wish the dumbass weens would STFU and let Chris do his usual song and dance routine. It won't make any difference in the end and all it does is allow the weens to deflect how pathetic they are in their own right.... wait, did I just defend Chris? Truly we live in bizarre times...

Ah well, I'll be looking forward to Chris destroying any sympathy I had for him within a week's time. Until then, I shall be sulking in my giant floating skull ship, eating corn dogs, and perusing the forums like I'm some gee whiz intellect.

 

It's not that hard to defend Chris. Despite what the A-Logs say, he's not a bad person. He's definitely not a good one, and he's definitely a dumb one, but he's not necessarily a bad one. What makes Chris so interesting to watch is that he actually does think he's a paragon of virtue.

 

True. He's mostly a product of a shitty upbringing. A weirdo but not a bad person. It's fun following all his stupid antics but becoming completely anonymous on the internet would do him a world of good. I think he just can't give up his internet notoriety, even though what comes from it is 99% negative.

 

Hell most of the creepy offensive stuff Chris does is because hes an idiot with no social context. I mean yah that time he wanted to kill gays and prayed for God to smite the president were bad, but its amusing because he doesn't actually have those powers or the ability to understand why he shouldn't do them.

 

Which troll made Doopie feel uncomfortable with them constantly calling her darling? I seemed to have forgot.

 

Huh, so Optimus Prime and Sailor Moon have Twitter accounts and they happen to agree with CWC?
What are the odds?

 

As we've observed before, Chris just does *not* (or refuses to) understand this one simple point...

 

Chris creeps on women with "dear" and "darling," they block him, he blames it on trolls "harassing them," demands people troll him directly, and doesn't like it when they do.

Chris really shouldn't have slept through Critical Thinking Skills 101.

 

Chris really does think he's Sailor Neptune IRL.

(as well as some kind of magenta pony with "all the psychic powers")

 

*sigh* Once again, not saying that Chris is a good person. And it sounds like more people are blocking Chris mainly because Hirtes and his pedophile moustache a swarm of weens keep JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAYing up any interaction he has with people on Twitter. The slippery slope to becoming an A-Log starts with exaggerating how malice Chris is. Tread carefully, Pibot, or next year you may be the one with Twitter socks being documented on our humble little forum.