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5/30/16: Chris Shows Off His Sex Moves, Asks You to Vote on His Performance

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Holdek, May 31, 2016.

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  1. Holdek

    Holdek Well-Known Member

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    Video Link

    Link to the poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10357607

    ("Johan the Bully's" video is boring but you can watch it here if you really want to compare: https://my.mixtape.moe/ekppsw.mp4)

    Edit: To give a bit of background on this: from what I can piece together from his garbled autism in the last video, Chris was approached by a lesbian couple that wanted have a baby via a natural surrogate father, and who better to ask than the Christian Weston Chandler? Well, in the middle of one of their conversations online, "Johan the Bully" crashed the party and said he should be the surrogate father instead. :eek: After some arguing it was decided that the father would be decided by a sex moves competition a la the Sing Star Challenge.
    Of course, the only prize Chris stands the chance of winning is this trophy: [​IMG] .
     
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    exball "A CAR WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS" ~CWC

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    Fucking hell, Chris.
     
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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    The seasons change, time moves on, but Chris being Chris is eternal. Goddamn.
     
    Hellblazer, May 31, 2016
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    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    That's how the old saying goes. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
     
    Galhox Ladyankles, May 31, 2016
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    Corgi Friendly Forum Fiend Staff Member Moderator

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    I was going to make a thread about this last night as soon as it was uploaded, but I preferred shutting off my computer and walking away.
     
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    God ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Still less gay than anime.
     
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    I can hear the thunderous slam every time I look at that thumbnail with Chris piledriving that poor sex doll into the mattress.

    bam.PNG
     
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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    The look on the totem's face has never been more appropriate than in this video.
     
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    Holdek Well-Known Member

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    It's looking away while being freaked out.
     
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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Youtube deleted the video for TOS violation- does anyone have a link to an active version?
     
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    Anya Heh Administrator

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    Am I the only one who thinks the totem keeps getting bigger every time we see it?
     
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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    It feeds on autism, horror, and bad decisions.

    By the time Barb dies Chris will be able to live inside it, thus solving the 14BLC problem.
     
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    Member 72 The Mysterious 72 (and Chat Lurker)

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    I do like how even the Sonic Totem, which appears to be an avatar of some kind of eldritch autism abomination, seems shocked and disgusted by Chris's antics.
     
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    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

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    No I just think it's the next thing he wants to demonstrate on.
     
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    I am most intrigued by that vintage looking photo to the upper right of the totem.
     
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    Is that a photo? I assumed it was a CWC original.
     
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    IIRC, it’s a record, most likely from Bob’s collection and/or Goodwill. I forget what it is though.
     
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