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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

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  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

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  3. Chris's worst enemy

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  4. Rektbylife

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  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

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  6. ButtHurts

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    10.7%

  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

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  8. Doing the Godbear's work

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  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

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  1. JimmyCox

    JimmyCox Well-Known Member

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    Nice to see he’s putting the extra character count on twitter to good use.
     
    JimmyCox, Nov 8, 2017
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  2. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Duhtay Wodes, Nov 8, 2017
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  3. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Nov 9, 2017
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  4. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Nov 9, 2017
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  5. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    That picture is of a man weeping as German troops marched through Poland at the beginning of WWII IIRC, but by all means Hirtes, liken it to Chris having more characters to use for twitter. Those two events are TOTES the same in magnitude...
     
    Duhtay Wodes, Nov 9, 2017
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  6. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Could be worse, he could have tweeted "And the monk burned himself alive when he realized that Chris could make longer tweets."

    The burning monk, 1963 (1).jpg
     
    TheVoid, Nov 9, 2017
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  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    >that gangrape thought

    That's certainly the sign of a mentally healthy and completely stable person.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Nov 9, 2017
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  8. InklingTits

    InklingTits daddy's inkies

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    its rude to kink shame
     
    InklingTits, Nov 9, 2017
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  9. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    That kink is without honor.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Nov 9, 2017
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  10. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    Christ Hirities is worst than Chris.

    Like seriously what the fuck is that comment of his?
     
    Aggressive Bubble Cat, Nov 9, 2017
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  11. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    The Klingons part is pretty much out of left field. Is it suppose to be because they have ridges on their dicks too?
    Also...
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    I bet Hirtes stares at similar images all day.
     
    Princess Celestia, Nov 9, 2017
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  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Remember when Hirtes was hirtesing at CWC for creeping on Doopie?

    CWCki Club remembers.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Nov 9, 2017
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  13. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    The internet never forgets.
     
    Uncle Frank, Nov 10, 2017
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  14. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Nov 10, 2017
    #814
  15. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Every once in a dark blue moon Hirtes says something reasonable
     
    Uncle Frank, Nov 10, 2017
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  16. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Nah, Gamestop ruined themselves with BS return policies and terrible service.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Nov 10, 2017
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  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    >letting someone else ruin something for you by association

    Also I like how he's still convinced he's on a noble quest to warn the world of the clear danger that is CWC.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Nov 10, 2017
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  18. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    "I'm not here for Chris; I'm here to try to convince other people I'm funny and because I think women are incapable of doing a google search. Also I totally am here for Chris NOTICE ME SEMPAI!!!!11!!1!!"
     
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    Princess Celestia, Nov 10, 2017
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  19. Aggressive Bubble Cat

    Aggressive Bubble Cat "Angry salt water bathed Pussy"

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    Hirties is legit becoming his own lolcow I swear. A hypocrite and a pathetic excuse for a human being?

    Too bad he won't be as interesting as Chris is... Though anything can beat a grown man just screaming like a 3 year old for attention.
     
    Aggressive Bubble Cat, Nov 10, 2017
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  20. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

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    You've now wished this into existence. Just wait.
     
    Sad Ken, Nov 10, 2017
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