Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

the more I read these tweets, the more I imagine Hirtes's daily routine.
He wakes up about 11:30AM and eats cold cereal out of the box and drinks milk from the carton, never once sitting down while this goes on. He then sits down in his underwear at his computer, cracks his knuckles as he starts on his first beer of the day and says 'Welp, time to start protecting the internet from Chris Chan!'

 

How do you think that daily routine ends?

 

Ordering and eating a whole meat lover's pizza and cruising porn hub while he constantly refreshes chris's twitter and facebook profiles for signs of activity. He goes to bed at 3AM when he finally can't stand sitting in his arm chair anymore before returning to sleep on an unmade mattress sitting on the floor. His nightstand is a pile of empty pizza boxes. When the lights go out, the roaches and silverfish go to war for whatever fell from Hirtes's cheeks.

 

Hirtes is as old as Carl Kish who does exactly that in his vlogs.

 

I will play devil's advocate here; yes there's some fucked up shit in the furry fandom, but all fandoms have that same issue.

 

Well, most big fandoms have that issue, smaller fandoms tend to have much tamer stuff with a couple exceptions. Funnily enough, as far as I can tell the South Park fandom is kind of tame when it comes to fan art, although the fans are pretty spergy in other areas.

 

I will say: yes. That's the case with all humanity, we cannot remove the degenerates from fandoms any more than we remove deviant behavior from the human race. However in regard to Furries, I can't say a lot of fandoms have whole conventions dedicated to them, and I can just say RainFurrest 2015 and it makes my earlier point about degeneracy.

Furries walking around a hotel in diapers. and yes, those diapers were full.

 

Other furries objected however

 

The people who hate furries the most seem to be other furries.

 

My favorite part of viewing Hirtes's Slep and Kyoosand accounts are seeing him pick fights with the mods and other folks going "WELL, Chris deserves more than what he got, the MALE needs to have life and torture in prison!" like Sweden just released a dangerous jihadist who will attack again. When people question him, he spergs at them.

I think out of everyone though, he sperged at @Hellblazer the most for pointing things out or asking simple questions about his statements in the threads.

 

Hirtes probably has those two always opened in pinned tabs.

 

It's by Xanabit on DeviantArt https://www.deviantart.com/art/Rage-Chan-191182309 He does a lot of Sonee/Rosee death art which I'm sure Hirty Boy is very fond of.

 

we found an artcow it seems

 

I found this to be pretty funny when I searched Chris-Chan on DA

 

Dat ass!

 

What I found when looking through archives:


http://archive.li/UMc2


http://archive.is/XuoKV




http://archive.fo/MuXUJ

 

Someone tried to become "The next Michael Hirtes," back in 2014? Also, Coletrain, like Cole Smithey? Is this the secret reason why Hirtes is so angry at Chris? He'd rather go after his brother but Chris takes less work?

 

If you want to become the next Hirtes, you have to not give a shit about anything, including your credibility.

 

Plot twist : Hirtes is Cole

 

Hirtes hates rednecks. Not everyone can be a sophisticated 50 year old welfare recipient furry who harasses autistic men on Twitter all day