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FB 9/9 - Jessica Quinn is Lovely Weather

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Sep 9, 2017.

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  1. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Wow Chris barely begins a relationship and declares a woman to be his future wife. He really can't learn.
     
    Princess Celestia, Sep 9, 2017
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  2. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    For a high functioning autistic he can't seem to learn. How many times has he proclaimed the love quest to be over after chatting online with a "sweetheart" only to have it be a troll? Even the ones that were actually female ended up being trolls.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Sep 9, 2017
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  3. Deleted User 0007

    Deleted User 0007 Well-Known Member

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    Congratulations Jessica, what a stud you've found

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    Deleted User 0007, Sep 9, 2017
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  4. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    If they take a picture of each other in the same room, it will break this site.
     
    Someone In A Tree, Sep 9, 2017
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  5. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    Stardust, Sep 9, 2017
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  6. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    The CWCki will shut down if that happened, leaving only a message saying, "Abandon hope, ye who are still single."

    High-functioning autistic........
    Learning from mistakes..........
    I think this belongs in the Redundant Thread of Redundancy.

    Dude, I was kind of thinking the same thing. Assuming Jessica is real, is she good-looking? Maybe not. Does she seem to be that right level of trashy to where she will fuck a stranger from a bar but not so trashy that she is missing teeth? Possibly. Is that the right level of trashy for me? Damn straight it is.
     
    NAITCHA BAH, Sep 9, 2017
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  7. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I wonder how Hirtes is dealing with all this?
     
    ToroidalBoat, Sep 9, 2017
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  8. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

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    Princess Celestia, Sep 9, 2017
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  9. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    God, I hope this is how Hirtes handles it. He will just fuck up what will possibly be the cringiest videos Chris makes.

    And I want Chris to bring that cringe.
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    I want to see just how much cringe Chris is capable of. I want the Ivy saga to be child's play compared to this.
     
    NAITCHA BAH, Sep 9, 2017
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  10. Trollbuster Cal

    Trollbuster Cal “Waterboarding the Trolls since 2002”

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    Trollbuster Cal, Sep 9, 2017
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  11. Strewth

    Strewth The Macho King

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    Sweetheart saga version 6.0

    What an awesome idea
     
    Strewth, Sep 9, 2017
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  12. TheVoid

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    I hope this lasts until CHRIStmas (couldn't resist, sorry) so that we can get the inevitable video where Chris sings.

    "It's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with, you know the rest."
     
    TheVoid, Sep 9, 2017
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  13. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Assuming Jessica is real, and their relationship goes on that long, what will happen if one of her exes enters the scene? How do you handle your ex-girlfriend viewing Chris as a step-up from you?
     
    NAITCHA BAH, Sep 9, 2017
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  14. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    This will all reach a surreal crescendo when we find out she used to date Hirtes.
     
    Someone In A Tree, Sep 9, 2017
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  15. B.R.A.Z.I.L.

    B.R.A.Z.I.L. State of Mind

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    A wild Ken appears.
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    Photoshop in question:
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    B.R.A.Z.I.L., Sep 9, 2017
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  16. Someone In A Tree

    Someone In A Tree Well-Known Member

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    Dammit, Kengle! Who do you think you are trying to touch up a Chandler original?
     
    Someone In A Tree, Sep 9, 2017
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  17. Trollbuster Cal

    Trollbuster Cal “Waterboarding the Trolls since 2002”

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    Our Glorious Mayor will not stand for this high treason!
     
    Trollbuster Cal, Sep 9, 2017
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  18. Matthew's Mother

    Matthew's Mother 9/11 casualty

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    There's a con here, some sort of trick... I'm just not seeing it yet.

    Chris doesn't seem particularly thrilled in the video - more like he's being coerced into this situation.

    Does Jessica Quinn have a dick, perhaps? Is she a pre-op tran, and Chris is worrying about her duck?
     
    Matthew's Mother, Sep 9, 2017
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  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Kengle's Sweetheart Search is undaunted, I see.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Sep 9, 2017
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  20. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    God damn it Ken
     
    Uncle Frank, Sep 10, 2017
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