FB 9/9 - Jessica Quinn is Lovely Weather

Hirtes won't

 

For the record, I hope this Quinn character is completely sincere and this is 100% real. I may criticize Chris' actions and statements, but I would never purposefully interact with him because I have no wish to bother him in any way and there's nothing I could ever say or do to help him, it's just not my place.

But the part of me that can't stop watching this unfold is excited right now because there is a possibility whatever the hell is going on, it's new and unprecedented.

Chris in an actual relationship? That will bring out levels of crazy we can only dream of. Anything could happen here. It could work out. It could be a horrible train wreck. She could kill him. We don't know. I certainly hope it's nothing negative, but anyone who'd willingly put themselves in this situation is either:

• A very patient and sane white knight who is genuinely trying to help. Someone with that level of understanding of Chris however is most likely not really attracted to him. She will have to break his heart eventually and this will end badly. Chris turns on all his white knights.
  
• A completely insane or depraved woman. I mean that's all I can think of.

I have no idea what's going on with CWC for the first time in a long time and that's just fantastic. This is going to be amazing.

 

Yes this does feel like truly the first time in a long while that something not really troll or ween orchestrated has happened in long while. No one really knows what's going on and it's honestly pretty exciting to see how this will play out. I'm honestly hoping Jessica is a "True and Honest" girl just so we can have something entertaining content for once.

 

I knew a guy with almost no teeth who was an alcoholic with no job and no income who found a 'sweetheart' who had about three kids with him, so there's hope for everyone. That said, some people won't be able to move on from Chris, even with him no longer producing content people will be discussing him for years, and we'll see a lot more forums asking questions about Chris to the more knowledgeable trolls. Questions like "What if Chris bought a pint of milk?"

 

They already ask questions like that on KF though...

 

And apparently here as well...

 

My name's not Ted, damn you!

 

Vivian Gee was a character made up by the same person who also played Clyde Cash, so they were always a troll. The whole white knight to troll thing was just part of the narrative the inner circle set up.

 

^ her right arm is all sorts of screwed up

 

It looks like the wooden arm that the Police Inspector in Young Frankenstein had.

 

Loving the armpit boobs!

 

Chris really needs to draw Jessica at Sonichu level of detail rather than attempting realism, unless this is going to be how she's drawn in Sonichu.

God help us.

 

Chris adding a girl into Sonichu is like an engagement ring.

 

OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING

 

Cue Kengle kengling Chris with a kenglish "enhancement" of it.

 

Each foot has six toes. She's a very special girl indeed!

 

Is that a giant tumor on her left hip or is she just happy to see CWC?