FB 9/9 - Jessica Quinn is Lovely Weather

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So apparently, according to that drawing, Chris is dating.....Dan Spivey?

 

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If chris really has been in a relationship with Jessica for years: he never mentioned her. And since chris can't shut his fat trap, this is just him trying to shield himself and 'troll' us. Jessie's not real. Jessie's just chris's hand.

 

I don't think he and Jessica have been "Dating for years", Chris is just trying to do a call-back to something he previously did, but is just too spergy to properly convey it.

 

This is exactly what she means. Chris has decided that the role of her hypothetical sweetheart, Lovely Weather, that she drew in Sonichu years ago, has now been fulfilled IRL by Jessica.

This is the sort of stuff that's going to at the very least generate "hey slow down a little" from Jessica and at worst cause her to flee from Chris in absolute terror.

 

and if we pressed him on it I'm sure he'd slip up and give us some info that'd prove he just took a picture from a google search and named her after Harley Quinn. Chris is doing what he does best: live in dream land where anything he believes is real, like his 'sonichu family.'

If by some miracle she is real; chris is just jumping the gun and she'll run before he can bury that pear-shaped head of his in her chest.

 

JQ has been around at least two years, Chris doesn't have nearly the patience to keep up a ruse that long...

 

That bulge on her right cheek.....did Chris draw her chewing tobacco?

 

Chris doesn't want to have worse teeth than this new sweetheart. Yellow up those ivories, start workin' on that gum disease!

 

My what a handsome woman.

 

Once again, in a chaotic as hell world that I would've had a hard time imagining even a year ago, Chris is the one constant I can anchor myself to in this sea of madness. No matter what may come, I can be assured that Chris will still be locked in a perpetual series of sweetheart sagas. In a few years time, the Korean Peninsula may be a nuclear wasteland, the North and South American coasts may be fucked up by hurricanes every other week, and we might yet have President Kanye, but I can be assured Chris will still be our boy Chris.

Thank you, Chris.

 

*Rates Feels*

 

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Considering the speed a which Chris is progressing in this "relationship" I can only see it flying out of control off a cliff's edge off of some backwater road. The thing about all this is, despite Chris' claim that the relationship is going to be kept "offline" I truly believe Chris is incapable of that. The attention he gets from his hijinks feeds him no matter if it's embarrassing or totally fucked up; remember the un-clit 2.0 (I wish I didn't) he had to show the world multiple pictures of his taint because in his mind, he was showing off; this is whats happening here. If this is truly genuine, and it just may be, the overly publicness of Chris to the point of all out voyeurism is not good for any relationship. Just imagine being in a relationship with a guy or girl who at every major or minor relational "achievement" compulsively shares to the entire internet the most intimate details of your exchanges; and for what reason? To fulfill their own fucking pride! What makes this particular "relationship" important is that Chris is dead set on this being the one, ya you know, the one. Curiously enough, Chris making this girl the cannon Lovely Weather is really the definitive proof as, according to Chris, the real world and toon world are linked. What this all boils down to is Chris putting everything to both getting those relational "achievements" and bragging to the web, both of which, in any normal relationship, would get Chris a swift kick to back; this can only end badly... that is until Chris finds another person to creep on.

 

I can't wait until JQ offers help trying to get Chris a job.

 

That'll prove to chris that she's one of us dang dirty trolls trying to take his tugboat away.

 

Chick is stacked af. Good catch, Chris.

 

God, the anticipation for the ride ahead is already high. One thing that we get when Chris' heart level is 100% is content. I don't think JQ's trolling game is to hoard it, as some have suggested. She seems to have realized Chris' potential to troll himself is greatest when he's ontop of the world.