8/29 - BronyMate dating profile

I would also ask if a dating site meant for bronies even attract a lot of woman users, but I think I know the answer to that, too.

 

Sometimes it is a good idea to stop asking questions.

 

There are numerous fatal flaws in Chris' profile, but the most damning is that he's searching for a "good looking" woman.

 

If a lower functioning girl were to earnestly approach him he would feel insulted and treat her rudely.

 

I mean, the last time a woman actually legitly approached him and said she'd be interested in going on a date, Chris pretty much said no because she was a single mom. So yeah, it *is* possible.

 

To be fair Chris' body type is average among bronies.

Edit: Also Chris' profile name is NightStar1982; inb4 Chris makes a sock-puppet account on bronymate and hooks up with his original.

 

Good looking woman? Can she be blind? His standards are so fucking high! Lets fix this profile for him shall we.

I am : Male
Seeking : Any thing resembling a female living or artificial or animated
Age 10
State VA
Height 5.11 6.2 with hooves
Hair : Swap Green
Eyes : Crazy
Ethnicity : White and proud
Fav pony : Any who are boyfriend free
All about me
Im an all around crazy psycho low functioning creep cross dressing transvestite "artist" and plagiarizing type.
I am the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu which I should be ashamed of at 35 years old. I am also the mayor of CWCville an imaginary city where all my dreams come true.

I make all those around me flee in terror and make their skin crawl.

I am looking for : A kind blind good looking NON trans woman as local as possible because im very lazy. Who would be willing to tolerate my many disgusting habits and life styles and fandoms and not to JUDGE ME. Friendship first by ANY means necessary is my moto

~FIXED

 

I think Chris has autism.

 

There is the understatement of the year.

 

Wasnt that the chubby fan girl?

 

ugh fine

Chris has a LOT of autism

see I even capitalized lot to emphasize it.

 

Are you talking about HamBeast? If so, that was a different woman, I think. She was apparently a date set up by weens/trolls. From what I remember from reading the CWCki, it was supposedly set up partly to see how Chris would react to going on a date with someone as fat and.....well.....plain looking as him. From what was documented, HamBeast hated the entire outing and had to get herself drunk to go through with it.

The person I was referring to was a random woman who, without any troll influence or being a troll herself, messaged Chris and said she was interested in a coffee date of some sort to get to know him, but when Chris saw she was a single mother, he told her he wasn't interested. If anyone else can fill in the blanks that I might be forgetting?

 

Most people would lower their standards after 2 decades of no bites. Not our hero though lol

 

looks like the term female lesbian soul is making the rounds again.

 

Chris is nothing if not determined at finding new ways to shit himself and do nothing

 

This was during Chris' period of messaging random local girls on Facebook to try and meet up with them. This woman replied who seemed genuinely interested, but stated she could only see him on certain days due to parental duties or whatever.

Chris immediately replied by saying he was looking for someone without kids, then promptly asked her if she knew any single women who would be interested in him.

 

Ya i dont want u but do you know any lesbian bodied female souls i can easily bang im on a love quest and crystal must be born. Im sure it went like that

 

You're pretty much spot-on, I think he did actually mention Crystal.