8/29 - BronyMate dating profile

Watch CWC get a date, then tell her that he can't pay for dinner bc Borb's meal replacement shakes don't buy themselves

 

Barb would likely be right there with him.

Chris has never had a "date" alone with a girl. There has always been someone else there to keep him out of trouble.

 

In the case of Catherine, I thought she had said her "cousin" only came with her to make sure Chris didn't immediately try and put the moves on her, basically the "cousin" was there to cockblock.

 

"Mmm, Mother and I were talking, and we'd li--we'd like to invite you to a round of 3-player intercourse later.
Also, do you roleplay?"

 

It's like I said -- Chris has to have a "wrangler" with him so he doesn't try to pull stupid shit. And even then, he still pulls stupid shit, like almost kissing Emily and Catherine.

 

Isn't mentioning that you're autistic on an MLP dating site like saying that redundancy is redundant?

I've gotta say, I kind of respect him for that. Sometimes absolute lack of awareness can be turned into determination.

 

By now his ramming his head into the proverbial brick wall should have produced results.

Thick headed autisum... should be used as a wrecking ball.