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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. Sakura97

    Sakura97 Well-Known Member

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    What if Chris married himself?
     
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    Autisticvirgin New Member

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    What if chris actually realizes the extent of his disability? Suicide?
     
  3. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    It would cause a space-time rift with two colliding forces trying to see who could be a lazier mooch
     
  4. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Theee would be an extra long set of videos starting with begging for wedding presents (in large bills) all his toys being lined up as guests, hand drawing the decorations, making his own "outfit", to the ceremony itself with chris as the bride, groom justice of the peace and rice thrower.
    Barb may or may not make an appearance.
     
  5. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

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    Then he'd actually be gay.
     
  6. vultoph

    vultoph New Member

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    What if Chris could actually draw?
     
  7. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

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    His comic would have an unironic following, and I'd be in it.
     
  8. Craftaman Tractor

    Craftaman Tractor I do not identify myself as a helicopter

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    Sonichu would be a weird mixture of good art and bad storytelling, layouts, characters and everything else. Just like this remake from Deviant Art:
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  9. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    What if chris used alex kidd instead of sonic
     
  10. vultoph

    vultoph New Member

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    "Y'all should know me by dow, but if ya don't: may name is Chrishchen Wesson Shannler, da 'riginal creator of Chu Kidd, the Electric Pokémon Arian! Go forf and punch to da extreme!"
     
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  11. Sakura97

    Sakura97 Well-Known Member

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    What if Chris had multiple personality disorder?
     
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  12. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    What if Chris were obsessed with trains? Would we have the second coming of Shaner?
     
  13. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Then we'd have Thomaschu.
     
  14. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Well he is pretending to be a lesbian named Christine so technically this faux female persona does give him multiple personalities.
     
  15. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Don't give the fail trolls any ideas...
     
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  16. Rick_Astley

    Rick_Astley I want Scottish independence from the planet

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    What if Chris is a communist dictator?
     
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  17. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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  18. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    What if we time traveled a young chris and showed him what he's in for? (the whole tom girl thing)
     
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  19. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    He'd shit his pants and do nothing.
     
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  20. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    What if chris reads homestuck

    What if chris plays undertale

    What if chris tries to proggram a game without shitting himself and doing nothing
     
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