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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

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  1. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    He'd be the oldest ,fattest gay man alive.
     
    Foulmouth, Feb 4, 2017
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  2. A Potato Named Vodka

    A Potato Named Vodka AKA Vodka Vodkavich Vodkaev

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    What if Chris stashes drugs in his toys?
     
    A Potato Named Vodka, Feb 4, 2017
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  3. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    McDonald's would have a new ad campaign.
     
    PigaDgrifm, Feb 5, 2017
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  4. Apocalypso

    Apocalypso Well-Known Member

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    Apocalypso, Feb 5, 2017
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  5. TheImportantFart

    TheImportantFart Jet-powered fish

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    Anyone who's seen a picture of @Hellblazer knows that's impossible.
     
    TheImportantFart, Feb 5, 2017
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  6. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    What if it was 1987 now and Chris was born in 1952?
     
    ToroidalBoat, Feb 6, 2017
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  7. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    If it was 1987 now we wouldn't have public internet to make fun of him. He'd be a local legend and a small band of weens would start a zine and trade VHS tapes to follow and share his antics.

    What if Chris was a brilliant polyglot and was fluent in multiple languages?
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Feb 6, 2017
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  8. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    what if chris had a stroke and an orgasm at the same time?
     
    king kong... with wings?, Feb 6, 2017
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  9. TheImportantFart

    TheImportantFart Jet-powered fish

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    It would sound like his orgasm noise from the end of "For Julie's Eyes Only".
     
    TheImportantFart, Feb 6, 2017
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  10. Sakura97

    Sakura97 Well-Known Member

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    What if Clyde Cash murdered Barb right in front of Chris's eyes?
     
    Sakura97, Feb 6, 2017
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  11. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

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    He would inconsistently mingle the words from all those languages into various sentences and use syntax incorrect to all of them.
     
    Mouseberger, Feb 6, 2017
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  12. CJ Moki

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    What if Chris were to be suddenly sworn into the Oval Office on his 35th birthday?
     
    CJ Moki, Feb 6, 2017
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  13. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Not to mention no sanic or pikachu.
     
    ToroidalBoat, Feb 6, 2017
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  14. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    I believe the medical term for that condition is aphasia, which is common in those with brain injuries, so....
    ...actually, that makes perfect sense.
     
    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704, Feb 6, 2017
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  15. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    The border wall would be contracted out to LEGO.
     
    Hellblazer, Feb 6, 2017
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  16. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

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    We'd finally have the first woman president!
     
    PigaDgrifm, Feb 6, 2017
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  17. Harrison Gentleman

    Harrison Gentleman Old-School Gentleman

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    What if Chris decided to become a macho Jace-esque dudebro instead of a Tomgirl back in 2011?

    Do you think he would've become a full-on MRA or alt-righter instead of an SJW transgender fake lesbian?
     
    Harrison Gentleman, Feb 7, 2017
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  18. TheImportantFart

    TheImportantFart Jet-powered fish

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    Trump-Lego-Box-300x300.png
     
    TheImportantFart, Feb 7, 2017
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  19. Baron_Aurr

    Baron_Aurr Well-Known Member

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    Nah, he's too desperate for china to go too far in that direction.
    Also,
    Fixed it for you.
     
    Baron_Aurr, Feb 7, 2017
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  20. CJ Moki

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    What if Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (the album) was certified Diamond by the RIAA?
     
    CJ Moki, Feb 7, 2017
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