Justin Silverman's account of CWC at TMG

Hopefully that gets lodged in his mind but whether or not he gets to bronycon despite this big fail on his part, i am sure there will be something interesting to come out of it

 

I just looked at the bronycon policies on weapons. sadly that baseball bat does seem to fall within what they allow. However its pretty clear they do not like people harassing other con goers.

I doubt this 'no kissing' thing will sink in. Chris will slowly turn it into 'that gaming convention was against love! Bronycon people will understand me!'

 

I am still amazed he became a turtle instead of using that bat but I still worry he would use it against someone

 

Chris' panic attacks override his sense of smugness and entitlement. The only reason why back then he had enough mental lucidity to mace that store employee was because he wasn't feeling scared or scolded, remember?

 

yeah, while I'd love for chris to pull that bat out and get instantly disarmed and tazed by security I know it'd never happen. chris despite all his bluster and 'internet tough guy'-ness he crumples like a paper cup under the slightest IRL antagonism.

That cruel little part of me wishes it happened though. I hear you piss yourself when you're tazed.

 

So, just an average day for Chris, then?

 

Zapping to the extreme indeed.

 

Nope. As someone who has been tazed before I can tell you that does not happen. If you pass out afterwards then your bladder my relax.

 

actually I didn't realize that

now I am curious how that happened

 

At least he'll know what it feels like if it happens!

 

Chris is lucky he pulled this kissing dudes against their will shit at a vidya convention instead of, say, a Virginia Cavaliers game. There, he'd get a swift kick to the sourdough region. Or, tazing occurs and Chris screams "D-D-Don't zap me to tha extreme, bro!"

 

I will father!

 

That's a very convoluted way to say 'I have autism'.

 

FTFY

 

So not like that one time he was asked to leave and he maced someone. Or that other time he was asked to leave and he ran someone over with a car? Or that time when someone else was leaving and he molested them?

 

... Or that time an instructional tag told him not to use a shitty extension cord to plug in a Keurig and blow up his house?