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Justin Silverman's account of CWC at TMG

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by ShinyMetalAss, Jun 27, 2018.

  1. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    Hopefully that gets lodged in his mind but whether or not he gets to bronycon despite this big fail on his part, i am sure there will be something interesting to come out of it
     
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  2. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    I just looked at the bronycon policies on weapons. sadly that baseball bat does seem to fall within what they allow. However its pretty clear they do not like people harassing other con goers.

    I doubt this 'no kissing' thing will sink in. Chris will slowly turn it into 'that gaming convention was against love! Bronycon people will understand me!'
     
  3. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    I am still amazed he became a turtle instead of using that bat but I still worry he would use it against someone
     
  4. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Salty twitter user Chris is the best twitter Chris.
     
  5. Katolate

    Katolate Boxyfly

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    Chris' panic attacks override his sense of smugness and entitlement. The only reason why back then he had enough mental lucidity to mace that store employee was because he wasn't feeling scared or scolded, remember?
     
  6. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    yeah, while I'd love for chris to pull that bat out and get instantly disarmed and tazed by security I know it'd never happen. chris despite all his bluster and 'internet tough guy'-ness he crumples like a paper cup under the slightest IRL antagonism.

    That cruel little part of me wishes it happened though. I hear you piss yourself when you're tazed.
     
  7. Alan Smithee

    Alan Smithee Well-Known Member

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    So, just an average day for Chris, then?
     
  8. Katolate

    Katolate Boxyfly

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    Zapping to the extreme indeed.
     
  9. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Nope. As someone who has been tazed before I can tell you that does not happen. If you pass out afterwards then your bladder my relax.
     
  10. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    actually I didn't realize that

    now I am curious how that happened
     
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  11. Trilby

    Trilby Local Nut

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    At least he'll know what it feels like if it happens!
     
  12. CIAStoreOwner

    CIAStoreOwner Well-Known Member

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    Chris is lucky he pulled this kissing dudes against their will shit at a vidya convention instead of, say, a Virginia Cavaliers game. There, he'd get a swift kick to the sourdough region. Or, tazing occurs and Chris screams "D-D-Don't zap me to tha extreme, bro!"
     
  13. One Too Many

    One Too Many Sexual Orientation: Heavy Metal

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    I will father!
     
  14. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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    That's a very convoluted way to say 'I have autism'.
     
  15. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    As much as it would be funny to see Chris try to swing a bat with his twig arms, he's not likely to turn violent over just being told he has to leave. The only violent incidents up to now have been when he feels cornered. Hard to corner someone at a convention.
     
  16. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    FTFY
     
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    Deleted User 0007 Well-Known Member

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    So not like that one time he was asked to leave and he maced someone. Or that other time he was asked to leave and he ran someone over with a car? Or that time when someone else was leaving and he molested them?
     
  18. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    ... Or that time an instructional tag told him not to use a shitty extension cord to plug in a Keurig and blow up his house?