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Legal Chris removed from his house due to incest

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Holdek, Jul 30, 2021.

  1. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    Exactly. I don't want to be of the same mindset as the conservative circle jerk that is the Farms, but.....I feel like *some* people are missing the big picture here.

    "Never mind that this POS raped his own mother and stole money from her, and was most likely the reason she has credit card debtors after her.....they misgendered her?!? ZOMG!"

    Focus, people, focus....
     
  2. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

    To save your brain from contemplating that scenario, the arrest may just be for breaching the EPO at this point. The urgency being to stop Chris from stealing any more of Barb's money.
     
  3. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

    Violating EPO, or taking Chris into protective custody, what with the hundreds of phone calls that this has ginned up. (Though why Chris would need to be handcuffed for the latter is another question.)
     
  4. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

    That will help me sleep better tonight
     
  5. Sad Ken

    Sad Ken Horrible Cunt

    Glad to be of service.
     
  6. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

    Yeah, I think if it was the second thing he wouldn't have been cuffed. It's either because he took the money or because they found "evidence".
     
  7. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

    Apparently, we're calling it an arrest now, so the protective custody idea might be out the window.
     
  8. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

     
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  9. Kong

    Kong SCION OF LEGEND

    Smartest thing I've seen Chris do in ages. You gotta be planning that insanity defense from the get-go.
     
  10. LewdDecepticonPerpetrator

    LewdDecepticonPerpetrator Keeping the punch action in frame.

    This is the first time I've heard of Chris babbling about being a deity to an actual authority figure, as if he knew to dial down on his crazy ranting when it really counts. He's doubling down.
     
  11. PigaDgrifm

    PigaDgrifm For every problem there's a Final Solution.

    "So, are these electric hedgehog Pokemon in the room with us now?"
     
  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    wat

    that didn't take long

    (looks like a 1980s color newspaper photo)

    It's after 2020.
     
    Last edited: Aug 1, 2021
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  13. Henry Bemis

    Henry Bemis On an eight-hour tour of a graveyard

    [​IMG]
    This also didn't take long.

    For what, though, is hard to say: Henrico County Sheriff's site appears to be down.
     
  14. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    It's worrying how divisive politics has gotten in the insane times of post-2020. Being a "centrist" - neither too conservative nor leftist - seems to be getting rarer.

    But no matter which way you lean, I think we can all agree that Christory is going down in flames.
     
  15. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

    It looks like Chris is about to be the boyfriend-free girl he was looking for these last 20 years. :cwl:
     
  16. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    The CWCki is still overloaded from all the traffic coming in.
     
  17. Holdek

    Holdek Well-Known Member

    Probably due to high traffic regarding Our Pet Sexcriminal.
     
  18. c-no

    c-no Dead Meme Internet Man

    14 years or so since Chris Chan was discovered. 14 long years and it all culminated to this. May as well leave this here in how the love quest went.
     
  19. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    How would Manchester Chris and Classic Chris react if they saw this?
     
  20. Skeletor

    Skeletor Skellington Justice Warrior

    Wow, things are moving fast.