1/16/2018 Smashing

Chris says stupid stuff about how nazis are going down, then destroys one of his Equestria girl's toys.

He's got money to waste I suppose.

 

Isn't that the "Christine" doll?

 

chris needs to start lifting the cases of soda again.

Christ, he looks like he is trying to "Hulk Out" while ripping a plastic doll apart.

 

yeah, looks like it. Idea Man has some pretty heavy sway over chris to get him to break an image of himself.

 

If he wanted us to know that he really meant business, he should've destroyed one of his dildos like he did in the old days. Also, if only we could take this video back in time, we might destroy the Third Reich and change history.

 

This is, what, the eighth object that Chris has vainly attempted to destroy on camera?

 

That doll weighed a GRAND NUMBER OF POUNDS

 

Da fuck did I just watch?

 

I want puppet master to stop.

 

A hammer would’ve taken less effort and produced the same result.
Also, why does Chris have what appears to be a new soccer ball?

 

Seems like Chris's tardy rage has been set on those dang dirty nazi's.
Their fame and fortune will fall just like that mlp doll.

 

I think it could be possible that since Chris has changed the looks of his MLPsona, that one is obsolete and any emotions attached to it are gone.

 

I thought this was going to be a Smash Bros. related video when I clicked on the thread. Instead, I got to see Chris destroy something he payed money for.

 

I thought this was going to be Nigel Thornberry

 

I really liked the New Colossus but I'm not really sure I'm appreciating this direction for Wolfenstein III.

 

I'm just morbidly curious if Chris even knows what the historical context and providence of "Nazis" are, or if he just thinks it's people who voted for Pmurt. I mean I'm sure he knows something about them, but I'm just curious how warped his perception is.

I mean come on, it's the most abused word imaginable at this point, especially among far left extremists, whose rhetoric Chris repeats and venerates without really understanding it. His idea of what a "Nazi" is has got to be so weird at this point, or maybe it's just a Mega-Jerkop and nothing more.

That would require 1.) Being familiar enough with common household tools to think of a hammer, implying one was, at a minimum, either was familiar with work or a steadfast homeowner and 2.) Rummaging through the hoard to find said hammer.

 

I would say the latter which is a very foolish hyperbole used by the infamous SJWs

 

I don't know, Chris probably has a pretty good idea of what Hitler is like because he is literally worse than Hitler.

I like to imagine though that, with all the times Chris has been compared to Hitler, that he's internalized by relation the idea that Hitler was another angry manchild/cow in his mid-thirties like him.

 

Now you got me thinking of Hitler creating his own brand of electric-hedgehog pokemon. thanks.

 

He was in a way but a much better artist than Chris and was able to channel his rage in a productive (destructive) manner. Who knows if Hitler had been born in the 80s or 90s he might’ve ended up a virgin with rage and internet laughingstock.