1/16/2018 Smashing

Hitler certainly was up for zapping to the extreme.

 

Chris's perception of Hitler and Nazis seems to be colored by old war cartoons and the like before SJWs ever got to him. He knows they were bad and hated jews. He had a staggering lack or perception (even by Chris standards) to the whole ongoing Charlotsville Nazi saga (maybe he just found out about it). Anyhow its likely Chris only absorbs left ideology when women's or transgender issues are at play.

 

^This.

I'm sure if you quizzed chris on anything that wouldn't be covered in a basic highschool history class he's stare at you and reply with something like "Reichskriegsflagge? Is that a kind of russian ice cream?"

 

fixed

 

Chris knows what Nazis are but doesn't know anything more than the absolute basics, and he's known about the Charlottesville incident since it happened (he wore his Bronycon gear to church the Sunday after and was asked to leave because it offended someone).

 

he actually took it off because people told him he looked like a "jester" he didn't leave either from what I recall

 

who is pulling the strings? this is getting out of hand

 

Interesting. Might be the same one from this video - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/A_few_kicks .

 

Chris did write in a high school paper that WWII was “a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!" so it’s safe to say, despite being written over twenty years ago, Chris is still as ignorant as always when it comes to, well, everything. Also this thread has the best tag ever.

As for the video itself it’s either Chris catching onto the trolling and destroying the doll because the idea guy communicates through the doll’s persona (yes I know how retarded that sounds but this is Chris we’re dealing with) or the idea guy has convinced Chris one of his favorite dolls is a Nazi (this seems more likely).

(Edit) Wait did Chris say “even the one’s I put together you end up buging” does Chris think Nazis are planting hidden microphones in his toys. Well fuck, there goes my theory.

 

Probably, that ball was probably sitting in the same corner since Chris did that video, which is why it looks clean and new.
Thanks for sharing that video, I never saw it before and seeing Chris bend over to tie his shoe in the middle of the street made my day.

 

What the hell IS he using, though?

 

Looks like a piece of metal bed frame.

Chris mentions that the Nazis keep “bugging” the toys. Idea guy probably convinced Chris the Nazis are placing tiny surveillance equipment in his toys.
Remember, Chris once opened his $500 game console and removed something, potentially breaking it and losing warranty coverage, for the exact same reason.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/I_Pimp_My_Ride.MOV

 

A chop to the chest of that Equestria doll would have been more effective. Just sayin'.

 

This is chris we are talking about, that move would have broken his wrist.