Meta Random Thoughts and Questions

I'd go to Vietnam and be white.

 

Sounds reasonable!

 

Hope that if I can improve Chris's life enough that the next leap will be the leap home.

 

I’d sell shit left and right. He’s already proved several times that no matter what he musters, someone buys it. The sonichu medallion would be the first item listed.

 

I would try to become completely unrecognizable: shave off the seaweed, lose a fuckton of weight, and change my name to something radically different. Money/employment would be tough, though. The tugboat is barely enough to survive on, especially when you subtract out all the debts that have to be paid. Selling shit is a good idea, but it wouldn't work if I didn't want to be known as Chris-Chan anymore.

 

Would you be honest though and state that they’re hoard items and smell?

 

Hmm. Considering the fact that eBay almost always takes the buyers side, and all it would take is a complaint from the buyers side to fuck up the entire transaction, I would be 100% true and honest about any smells! Maybe add a extra 20$ for that authentic Chris-Chan flavor and aroma.

 

Surprised you dingusrs didn't go the book or reality show angle.

 

Realities shows aren't TRUE and HONEST half the time... As for a book... I doubt you could properly write a book about Chris-chan and have it be actually interesting... Especially during this drought.

 

How I duped an entire generation .by Christopher Weston Chandler

 

Why I'm So Great Autistic

 

Has chris played sonic cd?

 

He has. It's his favorite.

 

A better question would be: what sanic game(s) has CWC not played?

 

Sonic's Schoolhouse, and Tails' Sky Patrol, I assume.

 

One of those is on ganegear so yeah he's played that one

 

I wouldn't doubt there's a Sonic game he HASN'T played before.

 

how much stuff could chris shove up his ass? he fit a medallion up there, could he fit the sonic totem up there?

 

He sticks Barb's dick up there on a daily basis.

 

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