I love how his disinterest is stemming from the fact he doesn't have enough tug boat money for one. Translation, it's not available on Fingerhut yet.
The only thing Chris has in common with girls is the fact he wants to fuck them.
Aside from him mound of toys and games, I don't believe Chris or Barb own anything of value.
Chris is an expert on things splitting open, just like his makeshift taintgina.
Then he'll have to find someone else to give him tongue and spoon with.
Sounds like you're the perfect age for Chris. Too young.
Bob's killer is still at large, here's the last know photo of that monster: [ATTACH]
Chris is searching for love in all the wrong places.
Stop rubbing tranny gel into your moobs and lay off the McDs you stupid twat.
Drink up fatty. [MEDIA]
Megan still hates you Chris.
Maybe Barb will give Chris some V-Day tongue. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/fiance/wife/husband, etc. love them and make sure they know you...
Chris will die the way he lived, shitting his pants.
Restraining order saga incoming.
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