FB 2/16 - Chris comments on Bob's death

They were probably the happiest moments of his day.

 

I've said it before. Chris coped with Bob's death fairly well all things considered. Barb didn't cope well at all and as a result Chris is suffering emotional splash damage.

It should also be noted that one of the reasons Bob's death hit Chris so hard was that he'd had a dream where Death told him that Bob would die in 2015. When Bob was rushed to the hospital in March 2010, all of /cow/ began to worry about Bob while Chris's few communications on the topic were oddly unconcerned about his elderly father having his third case of heart failure. That was likely because he "knew" that Bob would live though it since it wasn't 2015.

He likely had the same attitude when Bob went to the hospital the last time--he was expecting Bob to pull through because again, it wasn't 2015 so Chris "knew" he was going to make it.

This seems to have mutated into "Bob COULD have made it to 2015 if that dang hospital hadn't made the loud noise that killed him!".

 

If Bob had lived, would he have still called Chris a 'fag'?

 

Bob's killer is still at large, here's the last know photo of that monster:

 

Seeing this made realize around that time chris was just starting the tomgirl phase. Back then he actually took the time to shave and wear makeup to make it look like he is trying. Now he just dyes his hair baby shit green throw on a goodwill skirt and call it a day

 

If Chris thinks he had more freedom when Bob was alive he's for a bitter surprise when his mother finally dies and leaves him alone to handle everything on his own: bills, groceries, washing, pets, and of course the issue of nobody bailing him out the next time he gets himself on jail.

 

He still has Rocky, Anna, Kim, some of his new friends. His support network isn't very substantial(although Rocky has worked some miracles in the past), but it is bigger then most people think.

 

I thought it was the fault of the grim reaper for lying to Chris that Bob would still live for another decade.

 

We miss the internet lumberjack

 

He was cut down in his prime.

 

But a few years ago, Chris said it was the stress caused by the trolls that killed him. And that he'd still be alive if it weren't for that. And let's not forget the Grim Reaper for reneging on his original ETA for Bob's death. Man, old man Chandler had a lot of people gunning him down in his final moments. It stressed Chris out so much he barely had time to update his dating profile.

 

I think present day Chris may be less intelligent than FUTURE MESSAGE Chris.

The kitchen was full of barbage and unusable.

Also Chris projects the stress loud noises cause on Bob.

 

Chris is so far gone, I cannot keep track anymore. If this is a new thing, no Chris, I don't think it was a loud noise that killed your father but the fact he was extremely ill and in his early 80s.

 

I decided to reread the Jackie email that was sent right after Bob died. The Grim Reaper dream gets all the attention, but the last few sentences are an attempt to get Jackie to come on over and possibly share his bed (he's not sure if it's wide enough for two people). It wouldn't be long until Chris found out that Barb's sleeping space is large enough for two people.

 

Chris can handle bills and has been for a while. He has no trouble grasping "pay this service X dollars on the Nth of every month" and planning a budget around that. His problem is that any money that doesn't get spent on food and bills immediately transforms into vidya and Lego. The more casual begging videos is Chris saying "There's this new toy I want but I already spent all my spending money plz send money so I can buy it" and the desperate ones are "Guys help mom is demanding money and I already spent it on toys".

Washing was never something he was good at, and the pets are already half-feral obese dogs who piss on the floor and subsist on chicken noodle soup.

 

No Chris, you screaming to me your imaginary friend inside your head while you beat your own head (punching himself very hard) screaming and running around naked. You singing out fish in your high pitched squeal, and you screaming at "Ian Brandon Something" is what caused undue stress in Bob as he groaned for mercy. (Bob could be heard in some videos groaning in a few of Chris's "Virgin with Rage" videos (any movie where he's screaming at me "Johan" while hitting himself very hard in the head.

 

>I had more freedom when he was alive.

Does that mean that when he'll end up effectively in a gulag when Barb "Feisty Dog" Chandler finally dies?

 

I actually talked to someone I know about whether the hospital could be held responsible for that assuming it was a loud noise that did kill Bob. And they said that unless they deliberately made that noise, the hospital isn't responsible (big surprise)

 

Is Anna still supporting him? I thought that there was some drama going on between them and Anna was out of Chris's life.

Also, I thought Kim was a troll.

You know, it must suck being Chris. Everyone you meet could be a troll or a ween trying to gain your trust.