FB 1/26/17 - Abstinence is a joke

Oh where's the horrifying rating when you need it?

 

Chris Chan, the original Incel

 

He also wants dating education classes, to help the JERKS find boyfriend free girls.

 

Somethings horrifying about chris' mom fantasies and this going on in the same mind.

 

Good thing his um.... taint ooze will keep him abstinent against his will.

 

Lol, that or Planned Parenthood hands out photos of Chris' face for their birth control programs claiming that his face will kill any boner and make ovum retreat back into a woman's ovaries.

 

Considering his Facebook post that was directed at Barron Trump, the answer would be no.

When you gaze at the taint ooze of CWC, it would make one walk the other way.

 

I wonder if him saying "want to practice it", "keep it safe" is him being squeamish about saying sex. Did a quick search of his Twitter posts on Cwcki and he hasn't used the word before.

I also think, as an adult, he should probably concern himself less with whether "the children" find "enjoyable".

 

Chris has always been hesitant to mention sex by name due to his immature nature. He used to refer to it as "hanky-panky" and the like (although it got called by name a lot during the Ivy Saga).

 

Exactly. "Hanky-Panky" is one of those Cwcisms that got used once that he's probably forgotten about, true autists keep using the same phrases. I just think its still weird that he's so immature saying the name when he's posted things like the un-clit before.

 

Yet, he's advertised his services for pussy licking and clit rubbing on facebook several times.

 

Despite being a proud lesbian tomgirl with a female soul, his duck still dispenses.

He told us so during the Johan incident and sex tape.

 

FUCK UP-FUCK ABSTINENCE.

 

I'm laughing so hard.

But for real, why does Cunt-for-nuts get away with this shit?

 

They probably look at his profile and say, "hell no, keep it moving", before they can read his message.

 

Chris would have been swimming in china if he hadn't been practicing abstinence in high school, guys.

 

Not so much practing abstinence as much as barely knowing sex was a thing.

 

Chris should have been born a millenial. His life would still be a trainwreck, but there's a chance that some hipster chick would screw him as a political statement.

 

Chris-X-Trigglypuff OTP.