Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Hirtes is the most dedicated Hirtes we've found yet.

 

That should be a quote on the cwcki

 

That title goes to Chris himself

 

Man, even A-Log himself eventually lost interest and moved on. This guy is on a whole other level.

 

One less day in life, and Hirtes blows it to let the world know just how much he thinks CWC sucks.

 

The sky could be falling, volcanoes exploding all over the earth, flash floods and tornadoes could be heading right for his house but Hirtes would take the time to shitpost about Chris.

 

"THIS IS YOUR FAULT CHRIIIISSSSS!!!" He shrieks at the sky before he dies.

 

I disagree. I think that title goes to Mad Thad.

 

Never mind that Bin Laden is apparently in the running for that tittle now.

 

40 pages archiving Hirtes hirtesing CWC.

 

I think Hirtes should calm down and reexamine his life and why he spends so much time being upset about Chris

 

And I think there should be world peace and a cure for cancer

 

But Kong, he's CLEARLY doing GodBear's work by warning the world just what a "OMG, HUGE POS AND CRAZY MANIAC STALKER!" Chris is....

 

Hirtes DOES bring up a good point there. Chris has totally forgotten about Magi-Chan's job as the ultimate CCTV camera.

 

Its funny that Hirtes, who has communist sympathies, is mocking ADF.

 

I do too!

 

Without posting explicit dox, @Yawning Sneasel made a post here about Hirtes's KiwiFarms history.

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