Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Got to love how Hirtes got all social justice-y for a minute then went right back to (attempting) harassing a mentally disabled trans-woman.
EDIT: you also gotta love that he was talking to furries with Chris in his unicorn gear as the avatar. They probably think that's Hirtes.

 

The last words on Hirtes's lips will be 'Julaaay.'

 

But didn't Chris actually send out those raffle prizes?

 

Yes one of our members got one though I don't remember who.

Sorry to keep fixating on the Groat thing but is Hirtes capable of not being hypocritical? Jimmy may have fallen far in life but at least he did get married at one point, was an aspiring artist, and has earned enough legit money to afford a vintage gun collection. Hirtes's biggest claim to fame are a couple of threads talking about how shit he is, hasn't worked in decades if he ever has worked, has never been married and might still b a virgin with rage.

Its really funny.

 

Ok I did lol at that glass of Fanta comment. Hirtes batting around 3 for 1,000

 

He does get a chuckle-worthy jab in once in a great while, yeah.

 

He gets on Chris' case for being a scammer?? Self-awareness, what's that?!

I don't think it flows as well as it could. It'll work better like this:
"O cum all ye faithful, in a glass of Fanta."

 

I picture Hirtes more muttering the words "Chris.....is......a.....stalker!" then letting out one last dramatic breath and keeling over

 

BTFO

 

Ah fuck, Chris responded. Hirtes is jerking it as we speak.

 

God damn it Chris, if you keep responding it will break the 1000 Hirtes post to 1 Chris response ratio.

 

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Hirtes blocks people on his sock account when he gets called out. What a bitch move.

 

Stare not into autism, for it stares back at you.

 

Hirtes called someone a ween?

 

I love how he thinks the Kiwi farms is a snowflake hug box.
Edit: It's almost like hes afraid of having to roll another alt. I guess he does like Dildo on forehead more than we imagined.

 

Kiwi Farms is like the elephant and the blind men to people of interest to the site. To "SlutHate" incel types, it's a feminist forum. To SJWs, it's full of alt-right fedora'd MRAs.