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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%
  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

    13 vote(s)
    46.4%
  3. Chris's worst enemy

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Rektbylife

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%
  6. ButtHurts

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%
  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%
  8. Doing the Godbear's work

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%
  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

    5 vote(s)
    17.9%
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  1. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    Don't you mean hit bottom? Also I am sure he can continue to dig deeper into the shitfest he started.
     
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  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

    I may pronounce unfamiliar names using a more or less Spanish pronunciation, so it's something like that to me too.
     
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  3. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

    I personally go for Hirt-es but it's 100% wrong, I'm sure
     
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  4. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    >u mad
     
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  5. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

    neither Hirtes nor Javid won anything except who is the most autistic out of the two.
     
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  6. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

  7. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

  8. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    He's had DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD for ages now
     
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  9. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

    I haven't read into the early pages of this thread, but how often does chris reply to Hirtes?
     
  10. Princess Celestia

    Princess Celestia Your local techni-color horse.

    I really wish I could find an image of Deckard vs a Synth Replicant pony. You have failed me internet.
    Chris has replied to Hirtes maybe five times? It happens at a ratio of 1 Chris reply for every thousand Hirtes shit tweets.

    I wish that was a exaggeration.
     
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  11. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    Rarely. It was only really the #HarassCWCDirectly period when he actually responded to Hirtes' autistic screeching. Kinda ironic.
     
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  12. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

    It's become a regular thing for me to see what Hirtes is saying nowadays.

    The fact he does this without even a tinge of self-awareness is what kills me. Like... Constantly berating the autistic and not at all taking into account that you yourself might look like a giant autist.
    Like, I get it, we make fun of Chris, but we aren't really trying all that hard to get his attention. It's been established that CWC is the funniest when he does it to himself, but it looks like some people didn't get the memo...
     
  13. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

    Not to mention he sometimes comes across as less literate than Chris does. But, y'know, I guess Hirtes is a filthy casual.
     
  14. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

    I call it the domino effect.
     
  15. Galhox Ladyankles

    Galhox Ladyankles Lady of the Library

    I call it "down's syndrome" because at this point I'm convinced that's what Hirtes has.
     
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  16. Trickie

    Trickie Senpai noticed me

    I pronounce it "hurts", because the things I read from this person brings me pain.
     
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  17. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    I just pronounce it as "dumbass".
     
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  18. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

    I believe the correct pronunciation is "An-tho-nee Lo-gah-to"
     
  19. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

    Notice though, that Hirtes went into hyper overdrive in screeching at the manchild as his Internet presence was uncovered and he was mocked. To me, it's a textbook case of "Well shit, I'd better make fun of this manchild so people will ignore how much of a manchild *I* am...."
     
  20. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

    The vicious cycle continues.
     
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