Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

I expected them to be like 22 or something, jeeze.

 

What is with stupid Americans being stupid and useless, and into old age? Read like Russian.

 

By golly! I had no idea that the MLP movie and Bladerunner were competing!

 

That's pretty sad, if that were true...

 

To be fair all movies compete against each other. All the parents getting dragged against there will to see cartoon horses is going to put a crimp in Blade Runner's profits.

 

Pretty sad a grown ass man would rather watch cartoon ponies than friggin Blade Runner

 

It's also pretty sad that a man eighteen years his senior devotes his life to insulting and mocking him. But that's just kinda how it is, y'know?

 

Lol yeah that goes without saying. Hirtes is cringe in so many other ways.

 

Hirtes is proof that weenery is almost as toxic to the mind as austim.

 

So is being filled with rage all the time.

 

It seems Hirtes got into a heated argument with a supposted white knight/baiter




In other news:

 

I think we have reached the absolute peak of Hirtes-ness.

 

CWC may be channeling Nurgle or Slaanesh, but Hirtes clearly is channeling Khorne.

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But seriously, why is Hirtes so angry at Chris again?

 

Hirtes is more like Malal. Angsty, parasitic, and irrelevant to the canon at large.

 

Because he's so much better than Chris, and needs to let the world know that, and also how bad Chris is.

 

I always kept pronouncing his name as "Hurr-Tis" instead of "hurts"

 

I always thought of it like "Heer-tes".

 

Nothing like a good autistic slapfight to make shit interesting