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Michael Hirtes / Mhirtes / DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD / @TheRealCWC93 (FUCK OFF CHRIS!)

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Janker, Jul 19, 2017.

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What is Hirtes?

  1. A-log the 2nd

    2 vote(s)
    7.1%

  2. Grumpy old man in residential home

    13 vote(s)
    46.4%

  3. Chris's worst enemy

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    0.0%

  4. Rektbylife

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  5. Bernie Madoff's digital cousin

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%

  6. ButtHurts

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%

  7. Forget Anthony Logatto, Hirtes is the real deal!

    3 vote(s)
    10.7%

  8. Doing the Godbear's work

    1 vote(s)
    3.6%

  9. Chris is going to do something dangerously violent to people, forget the polls!

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  1. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    I expected them to be like 22 or something, jeeze.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Oct 8, 2017
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  2. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    What is with stupid Americans being stupid and useless, and into old age? Read like Russian.
     
    Scalar, Oct 8, 2017
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  3. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Oct 9, 2017
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  4. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    By golly! I had no idea that the MLP movie and Bladerunner were competing!
     
    QuiltGuilt, Oct 9, 2017
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  5. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    That's pretty sad, if that were true...
     
    Scalar, Oct 9, 2017
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  6. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    To be fair all movies compete against each other. All the parents getting dragged against there will to see cartoon horses is going to put a crimp in Blade Runner's profits.
     
    Minimal Effort, Oct 9, 2017
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  7. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Pretty sad a grown ass man would rather watch cartoon ponies than friggin Blade Runner
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Oct 9, 2017
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  8. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    It's also pretty sad that a man eighteen years his senior devotes his life to insulting and mocking him. But that's just kinda how it is, y'know?
     
    Uncle Frank, Oct 9, 2017
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  9. TiggleYaPoosay

    TiggleYaPoosay I Can Roll My Tongue

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    Lol yeah that goes without saying. Hirtes is cringe in so many other ways.
     
    TiggleYaPoosay, Oct 9, 2017
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  10. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    Janker, Oct 11, 2017
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  11. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Hirtes is proof that weenery is almost as toxic to the mind as austim.
     
    YamchasOnlyFan, Oct 11, 2017
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  12. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    So is being filled with rage all the time.
     
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    ToroidalBoat, Oct 11, 2017
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  13. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    It seems Hirtes got into a heated argument with a supposted white knight/baiter
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    In other news:
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    Janker, Oct 11, 2017
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  14. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    I think we have reached the absolute peak of Hirtes-ness.
     
    Uncle Frank, Oct 11, 2017
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  15. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    CWC may be channeling Nurgle or Slaanesh, but Hirtes clearly is channeling Khorne.

    But seriously, why is Hirtes so angry at Chris again?
     
    ToroidalBoat, Oct 11, 2017
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  16. YamchasOnlyFan

    YamchasOnlyFan Wolf Fang Whatever

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    Hirtes is more like Malal. Angsty, parasitic, and irrelevant to the canon at large.
     
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    YamchasOnlyFan, Oct 11, 2017
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  17. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    Because he's so much better than Chris, and needs to let the world know that, and also how bad Chris is.
     
    Scalar, Oct 11, 2017
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  18. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    I always kept pronouncing his name as "Hurr-Tis" instead of "hurts"
     
    Janker, Oct 11, 2017
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  19. Scalar

    Scalar Social Outcast that Nobody Likes

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    I always thought of it like "Heer-tes".
     
    Scalar, Oct 11, 2017
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  20. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Duhtay Wodes, Oct 11, 2017
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