FB 9/9 - Jessica Quinn is Lovely Weather

Wow Chris barely begins a relationship and declares a woman to be his future wife. He really can't learn.

 

For a high functioning autistic he can't seem to learn. How many times has he proclaimed the love quest to be over after chatting online with a "sweetheart" only to have it be a troll? Even the ones that were actually female ended up being trolls.

 

Congratulations Jessica, what a stud you've found

 

If they take a picture of each other in the same room, it will break this site.

 

Wat

 

The CWCki will shut down if that happened, leaving only a message saying, "Abandon hope, ye who are still single."

High-functioning autistic........
Learning from mistakes..........
I think this belongs in the Redundant Thread of Redundancy.

Dude, I was kind of thinking the same thing. Assuming Jessica is real, is she good-looking? Maybe not. Does she seem to be that right level of trashy to where she will fuck a stranger from a bar but not so trashy that she is missing teeth? Possibly. Is that the right level of trashy for me? Damn straight it is.

 

I wonder how Hirtes is dealing with all this?

 

God, I hope this is how Hirtes handles it. He will just fuck up what will possibly be the cringiest videos Chris makes.

And I want Chris to bring that cringe.


I want to see just how much cringe Chris is capable of. I want the Ivy saga to be child's play compared to this.

 

Sweetheart saga version 6.0

What an awesome idea

 

I hope this lasts until CHRIStmas (couldn't resist, sorry) so that we can get the inevitable video where Chris sings.

"It's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with, you know the rest."

 

Assuming Jessica is real, and their relationship goes on that long, what will happen if one of her exes enters the scene? How do you handle your ex-girlfriend viewing Chris as a step-up from you?

 

This will all reach a surreal crescendo when we find out she used to date Hirtes.

 

A wild Ken appears.

Photoshop in question:

Spoiler

 

Dammit, Kengle! Who do you think you are trying to touch up a Chandler original?

 

Our Glorious Mayor will not stand for this high treason!

 

There's a con here, some sort of trick... I'm just not seeing it yet.

Chris doesn't seem particularly thrilled in the video - more like he's being coerced into this situation.

Does Jessica Quinn have a dick, perhaps? Is she a pre-op tran, and Chris is worrying about her duck?

 

Kengle's Sweetheart Search is undaunted, I see.

 

God damn it Ken