Patreon, 19/7/2017 - The return of KCWC

https://www.patreon.com/posts/13162127


It's been ages since we've seen KCWC in the comic.

 

And the cat thingie continues to be the best thing about this.

 

Hello text wall of autistic nonsense. Oh, how I've missed you.

Wait...no I haven't.

 

"To all the haters, open your minds." Ah, gee, Rick, that sounds kinda painful to me.

 

Ah Jamsta, the sonichu that made less sense than anyone else in the comics

 

Correct me If I'm wrong, but I think that this is objectively the biggest wall of text in the entire comic

Even if it isn't, it's giving me a fucking headache

 

That honour goes to Colossal-Chan's speech in regards to his "fixing" of Asperchu.

 

Lol wtf is that thing supposed to be Chris when he dressed up like a hedgehog?

 

That's "Colossal-Chan", Chris' ultimate form created by his fusion with the 7 Chaotic Crystals. His powers include flight, teleportation, controlling of electronic signals, force field creation and gender swapping. It's basically his ultimate power fantasy.

Spoiler: Spoiler'd for size

 

Is it just me or do Lolcows really seem to latch onto the idea of having their own radio station? I wonder if its just an achievable way to be self important.

 

The funny thing about this form of his, I've noticed it seems to resemble the classic depiction of an Asura. Correct me if it doesn't make sense, but I've looked into it, and that's the headcanon I've made from the evidence.

 

Australatina FM

 

"Your daily dose of revolutionary spirit and descriptions of roads signs."

 

I can just imagine Chris playing this in one of his KCWC videos.

"Hmmhm yeah, so anyway dis one goes aut to all da train drivers an' such"

 

Let alone our favorite mouthpieces!

Probably, I find it amusing the station's frequency is in a spot of the dial mostly reserved for educational/noncommercial/religious use, at least here in the states. A lot of NPR and Chrisitan stations can be found here.

 

Hobo Chan!

 

That statement goes so well with the avatar, it's perfection.

 

With all the text walls you think chros was writing a novel or something... oh dear Godbear.

 

His dad was born in like 1920 so Chris probably grew up on old people radio. You know the stations you tune to by accident and you're like "damn the people listening to this must be old as shit."