Patreon, 19/7/2017 - The return of KCWC

I'm never going to get over the fact that adding "straight" to "LGBTBBQ" completely negates the entire reason why the community was formed in the first place. It's not a "Pride event", it's "some people got together and are having a party about the fact that they're humans or something".

 

That's what it felt like! Never something like K-100 Country or such!

I don't even know what the point of that is, celebrating being a multi-celled organism?

 

I think the idea is suppose to represent "Gay Strait Solidarity" rather than celebrating straightness. Or it could be because Chris considered himself strait in the past and wants to honor it, he is into brand loyalty you know.

 

It essentially CWCville's "WE LIKE TA FUCK!" parade. Entry fee is $50, parade happens in the morning, games and prizes for the kids, the big BBQ cookout happens at noon, burnout at 3pm, then at night, everyone huddles into the CWCville auditorium, all the lights are replaced with red lightbulbs and its 12-straight hours of the most depraved sexual acts known to man and beast. The orgy ends at 7am, everyone showers off, complimentary blueberry pancakes, mouthwash, and antiseptic, and the population continues to grow in the bustling town of CWCVille.

 

I think that my lifespawn has been shortened by a day after this

 

I found this and can imagine this is what chris thinks a parade in his honor would be like.

 

One has got to love how CWC is still excluding asexuals.

 

That's the story, at least. Turns out you pay a whole bunch extra for everything else, and then in the auditorium everyone remembers a weird smell before everyone passes out. Don't worry, though, only some die. You're far more likely to wake up in your own ice-filled tub with a stitch or two in your stomach. At least, that's the one I've been to. Don't go- it's a scam.

 

"Damned dirty asessuals"

 

The funny thing is they won't care, no matter what's said.

 

Spoiler alert: it's this one.

 

If the autistic shoe fits...

 

Whenever I see “SLGBTQ” I always read it as “Slug BBQ” and tbh, the idea that Chris and the Sonichus are barbecuing slugs sits better with me than actually reading Sonichu.