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Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hellblazer, Feb 25, 2016.

  1. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Who said we want to recover?
     
  2. Sakura97

    Sakura97 Well-Known Member

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    What if instead of Chris' abusive babysitter locking him in his room, he somehow managed to lock her in his room?
     
  3. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    The she'd be a high-functioning autistic
     
  4. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    What if, instead of Chris's abusive babysitter locking him in his room, he somehow locked his room into his abusive babysitter?
     
  5. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    What if the abusive babysitter locked a room inside chris?
     
  6. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    What if the abusive babysitter locked The Room inside of Chris?
     
  7. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    What if chris' claims of someone's mommy buying "the classic" for their child are true?
     
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  8. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    I really have to disagree considering he is threatening a public official which he has never done before
     
  9. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    If that happens you should testify at his trial that what Saddam did in the Gulf War is potatoes compared to Chris.
     
  10. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    So the death threats against Pmurt Don't count?
     
  11. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    Chris is threatening a federal public official, they don't take too kindly to death threats regardless of how mentally unstable the person is

    They do actually
     
  12. Baron_Aurr

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    It could be Liquid and Kacey's child
    rich + parents know about cwc + personal interest in reclaiming the shirt from IBA
     
  13. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Liquid said he doesn't fuck Kacey because she's fat.
     
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  14. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    What if Chris eventually sold everything in the house - including the house itself?
     
  15. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    He will waste everything on legos and then he will start to live in a house made of legos
     
  16. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    Don't give him any ideas....
     
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  17. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    He would buy a bag of "magic beans". Then bitch about them not working.
     
  18. NAITCHA BAH

    NAITCHA BAH 16-time World Champion

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    Fixed it for ya.
     
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  19. Sakura97

    Sakura97 Well-Known Member

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    What if Chris went to an alternate dimension and met a version of him where he was the ceo of his own comic book company, had a loving family, and had a normal voice?
     
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  20. Duhtay Wodes

    Duhtay Wodes The Uh-Mehwican Dwe-yum

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    He'd shit his pants, stress sigh, and crash into slumber
     
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