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Videos you would pay Chris $100 to make

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by TheVoid, May 6, 2017.

  1. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    I want another sex video.
     
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  2. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    I would pay if he perfoms the longest yeah boi ever
     
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  3. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    A video of him dressed in some semblance of formal attire delivering a Trump speech.
     
  4. broke dick dog

    broke dick dog Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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  5. Birdoj

    Birdoj bird but in esperanto

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    • Periscope live stream of him getting a Starbucks order. It must start in his car in the parking lot and he must go go until he gets back to his car with the order (or until the jerkops come)
    • A guided tour of Charlottesville/Ruckersville. Tape a camera to the front of his car and drive around town and tell us about all the Christorical locations (the church, where THAT JEW SNYDER had his store etc etc)
    • Dramatic reinactiment of the christmas bear where he got his "true name" with Barb as the bear and Chris as himself and also the narrator
     
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  6. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Does it have to be Chris or is this a standing offer of $100 in exchange for video of 14BLC burning down again?
     
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  7. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    No no, that offer is much more than $100. Don't you ever visit the Rolling Troll site?
     
  8. Uncle Frank

    Uncle Frank Occasionally slips through the cracks

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    Modern renditions of So Need A Cute Girl, OK2BGay, I Got A Fish, Loving You and Holding Out For A Hero. I would love to hear Chris' feminine singing voice (which would probably be his interpretation of Britney Spears').
     
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  9. Deadpool

    Deadpool God's perfect idiot

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    The return of jenkiejenkins trying to convince us to close down this site, the cwcki, and the farms.


    Edit, or a shot for shot remake of the "what, what in the butt" music video.
     
  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    It wasn't really meant to be serious anyway. We all know how "Christory" will likely end.
     
  11. QuiltGuilt

    QuiltGuilt My 2-cent_garbage.com

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    I actually might pay him 100 dollars to go to the zoo, pick an animal and pretend to be David Attenborough and describe it.
     
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  12. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    Poe's Law.
     
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  13. Mouseberger

    Mouseberger Ground Lolcow on White Bread

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    I'd have Chris pay me a hundred dollars to make a YouTube video in which I urge all trains-setsuals and lesbians to STAY STRAIGHT
     
  14. ICanFeelTheCosmos0704

    ICanFeelTheCosmos0704 friend of little cat

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    An elaborate arts and crafts project that takes 8 hours to make and costs $20 in supplies. He'd never accept and would probably charge $800 for it because of the labor.

    If I wanted to do it for the lulz I'd have him sing the last song from the sing star challenge - smell yo dick, which he sang as smell yo duck.

    Honestly, unless my life or the life of someone I cared about were in jeopardy, I already decided I'm not giving money to Chris.
     
  15. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    From what I remember, Spears' singing voice is lower than Chris' normal voice. He's a weird-sounding individual.
     
  16. TheVoid

    TheVoid Well-Known Member

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    I was unaware that Spears had a singing voice.
     
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  17. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    That may have had something to do with "God putting the mute button on Chris" for years. It took speech therapy and Barb bribing Chris with toys to get him to speak.
     
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  18. Alan Smithee

    Alan Smithee Well-Known Member

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    I'd pay for a video of him humping his PS4 for 8 minutes.
     
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  19. Stardust

    Stardust Self-proclaimed Ween

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    But he would get humped by the ps4 instead as a revenge for humping his ancestor
     
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  20. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    Damn the ancient cherokeeian playstation curse.