Videos you would pay Chris $100 to make

I would pay if he perfoms the longest yeah boi ever

 

• Periscope live stream of him getting a Starbucks order. It must start in his car in the parking lot and he must go go until he gets back to his car with the order (or until the jerkops come)
• A guided tour of Charlottesville/Ruckersville. Tape a camera to the front of his car and drive around town and tell us about all the Christorical locations (the church, where THAT JEW SNYDER had his store etc etc)
• Dramatic reinactiment of the christmas bear where he got his "true name" with Barb as the bear and Chris as himself and also the narrator

 

No no, that offer is much more than $100. Don't you ever visit the Rolling Troll site?

 

Modern renditions of So Need A Cute Girl, OK2BGay, I Got A Fish, Loving You and Holding Out For A Hero. I would love to hear Chris' feminine singing voice (which would probably be his interpretation of Britney Spears').

 

The return of jenkiejenkins trying to convince us to close down this site, the cwcki, and the farms.


Edit, or a shot for shot remake of the "what, what in the butt" music video.

 

It wasn't really meant to be serious anyway. We all know how "Christory" will likely end.

 

I actually might pay him 100 dollars to go to the zoo, pick an animal and pretend to be David Attenborough and describe it.

 

Poe's Law.

 

I'd have Chris pay me a hundred dollars to make a YouTube video in which I urge all trains-setsuals and lesbians to STAY STRAIGHT

 

An elaborate arts and crafts project that takes 8 hours to make and costs $20 in supplies. He'd never accept and would probably charge $800 for it because of the labor.

If I wanted to do it for the lulz I'd have him sing the last song from the sing star challenge - smell yo dick, which he sang as smell yo duck.

Honestly, unless my life or the life of someone I cared about were in jeopardy, I already decided I'm not giving money to Chris.

 

I was unaware that Spears had a singing voice.

 

That may have had something to do with "God putting the mute button on Chris" for years. It took speech therapy and Barb bribing Chris with toys to get him to speak.

 

I'd pay for a video of him humping his PS4 for 8 minutes.

 

But he would get humped by the ps4 instead as a revenge for humping his ancestor

 

Damn the ancient cherokeeian playstation curse.