Twitter 7/12 - Chris scolds a ween

Well, no, he'll *clearly*... he- he'll clearly... do... something. If this person keeps going at it, he's gunna- he's gunna *get it*!

 

Sons do not always take after their Internet Lumberjack fathers.

 

"I will not warn you again"

Look out, he's going to block you. Or call you a trolling stupid again.
Or sic Sonichu on you, because nothing's scarier than a 35 year old man's imaginary friend.

 

I guess that his new weak spot is that incident now?

 

I think any incident is capable of getting under his skin, considering his vanity.

 

Especially if Chris feels it's cockblocking him from getting china.

 

I saw that last night and mentioned it in the wrong thread. He's flipping out that his past is being exposed to the girls he's creeping on. I'm pretty sure 99% of the people he communicates with (stalks online) are already aware of how disturbed and bizarre he is.

 

And Chris makes it fairly obvious that's why he's getting pissed, which is just giving the trolls/weens more ammunition.

He might as well just post "Will you damn filthy trolls STOP posting embarrassing stuff about me so I can try to get laid!"

 

However the Gamestop incident isn't ancient history like all the Classic Chris stuff. I think it drives him up the wall more than the others cause it reminds him that he can still fuck up even in his new Christine identity.

 

It really does seem like Chris thinks that enough time has passed where everyone forgot about the Gamestop incident, as if it's like "Everyone forgot this happened until those damn trolls brought it up again!"

 

As Princess Celestina says, the GameStop incident is not "ancient history". Chris looks and acts just the same today as he did then(albeit with more begging) so even if it had been 10 years, it wouldn't be ancient history.
Instead of crying "ancient history", Chris should acknowledge it and pretend to have remorse.

 

Problem is, whenever Chris tries to act in a way that's supposed to be "remorse", it ends up just looking phony as hell. Like basically "Ok, fine, yeah, I'm sorry, whatever, stop hating on me now people!"

 

That is true. It's amazing that he can't even feign remorse properly through text

 

He has no remorse for anything because it's always someone else's fault. GameStop triggered him so he assaulted their employee. The only reason he feels bad is that he had to pay the penalty for it and his potential "sweethearts" see what an asshole he is. He's way worse than the so-called bullies he's always whining about.

 

There's other examples too.

Take the whole situation where Chris thought he caused Clyde Cash' brother's suicide. It boiled down to "Uh.....yeah, I'm sorry, I guess.....wow, it's soooooo cool that I had the power to cause some kid to kill himself!"

Or the "9/11 incident". Chris gave a very half assed apology that seemed more like "I'm only apologizing cause my potential sweetheart is pissed at me. So yeah, whatever, I'm sorry, now Kacey, please love me!"

 

Yeah, Bob would move to a different county and sue.

 

I think Chris' handling of Ryan Cash's fake death was abysmal. How is it even possible that, when you believe someone killed themselves because of your actions, you feel no remorse or sorrow? To me, this is a pretty strong case for Chris being a sociopath.