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Twitter 3/7 - Chris rants about Cole

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Mar 7, 2017.

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  1. InklingTits

    InklingTits daddy's inkies

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    Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...Not....exactly. Ive seen a couple of them and the ones ive seen , he just seems like a sort of..Overly confident artsy douche who has no idea what hes talking about. He seems to pretend to be much more cultured than he appears, but i could be wrong.

    Actually, this was pretty good
     
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  2. Attachments-senpai

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    Anyone who writes the following statement unironically (plus the whole "Smartest Film Critic in the World" bit) is the kind of insufferable idiot who would describe themselves as an "intellectual" any chance they got:

    "'Wild Strawberries' is a thematically abundant film that fluidly condenses a lifetime's worth of experience into succinct cinematic fragments under Ingmar Bergman's complex construction of abstract corollaries." - Cole
     
    Attachments-senpai, Mar 12, 2017
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  3. dormiebasne

    dormiebasne Full Member

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    His reviews are like watching an ambitious guitar player perform arpeggios just a bit too complicated for him. He gets far too adventurous with words when you consider what his writing capabilities would support.

    It's just kind of awkward when you're in your twenties. In your forties or fifties...It's a little bit deeper.
     
    dormiebasne, Mar 12, 2017
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  4. Rick_Astley

    Rick_Astley I want Scottish independence from the planet

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    Decent. Not good.
     
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  5. JOHANnessburg

    JOHANnessburg Shut up Johan you're driving me crazy

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    JOHANnessburg, Mar 12, 2017
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  6. TheEnderGecko

    TheEnderGecko True and Loyal Sonichu Fan

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    Pretty soon, he'll mistake himself for Cole.
     
    TheEnderGecko, Mar 12, 2017
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  7. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    That is a man whose thesaurus has pages that are stuck together.
     
    Hellblazer, Mar 13, 2017
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  8. Rick_Astley

    Rick_Astley I want Scottish independence from the planet

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    The few I read was okay. I've read more and he seems to me to be... an "Overly confident artsy douche who has no idea what hes talking about"
     
    Rick_Astley, Mar 13, 2017
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  9. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    He did like this film a lot
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    Foulmouth, Mar 13, 2017
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  10. Attachments-senpai

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    Attachments-senpai, Mar 13, 2017
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  11. Katolate

    Katolate Boxyfly

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    Source, please?
    I need some laughing.
     
    Katolate, Mar 13, 2017
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  12. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Attachments Nazi fetishism confirmed. By logic, this means that you've been Megan the whole time.

    #Dox'd
     
    Hellblazer, Mar 14, 2017
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  13. dormiebasne

    dormiebasne Full Member

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    It's all coming together...
     
    dormiebasne, Mar 14, 2017
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  14. Attachments-senpai

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    Ha, wrong! I'm actually HereticsOnHoliday posting from a phone I managed to sneak into prison!






    ... shit.
     
    Attachments-senpai, Mar 14, 2017
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