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Tweet 3/11 - Chris comments on poop

Discussion in 'CWC Discussion' started by Hurtful Truth Level, Mar 11, 2017.

  1. Hurtful Truth Level

    Hurtful Truth Level Well-Known Member Real Christorian Hedgehog

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  2. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    To give you an idea of the context, DoopieDoOver is a relatively famous Youtuber who does work for the Planet Dolan channel. She happens to be a white girl, and I doubt Chris knows whether or not she's "boyfriend-free."
     
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  3. Anya

    Anya Heh Administrator

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    “I’d rather just let it fall out” is how dirty, crapped briefs happen.
     
  4. Aldora

    Aldora Well-Known Member

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    Oh bleargh. This is the worst thing I have read all week.
     
  5. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    I know right?

    if a ween posted the DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS article, I would be in hysterics
     
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  6. Glaive

    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    On my feed I saw Chris's tweet with no context as to what he was replying to.

    So when I read "I'd rather just let it fall out", I braced for the worst thinking it would be on par with taint-piercing-tier lunacy and assumed he was talking about anal prolapse.

    Also I really can't end this post without an apology. I'm sorry for any distress and mental images caused by this post. Please note that any expenses incurred from the purchase of alcoholic beverages due to coping will not be reimbursed by CWCki Club staff.

    Here's a puppy image to clean your mind
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  7. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    2017, the year Chris finally resorts to literal shitposting.

    We are through the looking glass, people.
     
  8. Glaive

    Glaive Cyber Tzar Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Mandatory edit.
     
  9. Foulmouth

    Foulmouth Suck my cock you faggots

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    Chris should move to India.
     
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  10. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    Chris has clearly been trying to pick up famous girls on the internet by talking about a half-brother, how the first word CWC said was "monkey" (while trying to say "mommy") at a ridiculously early age, how it's best to "just let poop fall out," and claiming to be a feminist. All with an avatar pic of "tomgirl" CWC.

    Surprisingly this revived Love Quest still remains fruitless.
     
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  11. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    I just had to
     
  12. Galilean

    Galilean The CWCki is the bread of life.

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    This thread reminded me of some really horrid fan art from a few years ago... honestly don't open this if you aren't prepared for the absolute worse. God, forgive me.
    790792 - CWC Chris-chan Sonichu.PNG
     
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  13. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    This is the first subject Chris has commented about in which he's an actual expert.
     
  14. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    With chris' life circling the drain, we should not resort to toilet humor, the ammount of crap he buries himself in does not need us dumpimg more on him.

    This thread is in need of some serious uncloging and it does not take a real wiz to notice that this place is just going to get backed up even more.

    Plunging into the depths of chris' already turd of a life will only lead down a dark hole of no return with no one to wipe up the aftermath.

    In loo of what has happened before there is no way to know if some nugget of truth will ansewer if chris still can not control his own colon and sphincter.

    Butt until then it is just a matter of time and a drainage to ones own mind.

    (Good Lord I am bored)
     
  15. Blank

    Blank The Charles Dickens of Disco.

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    My, those are some shitty sentiments to have.
     
  16. Sparklemilhouse

    Sparklemilhouse America Online for Dummies

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    so is this just confirmation that chris still poops himself from time to time?

    related:

     
  17. Pibot

    Pibot The autist formerly known as Pikonic

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    Pack up the forums, we're done here.
    Nothing is going to top Chris tweeting how to take a good and proper shit.
     
  18. Minimal Effort

    Minimal Effort Bring out your dead.

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    There was nothing in that tweet about having a proper shit, good is debateable.
     
  19. Count Olaf

    Count Olaf The Swedish term for beef that is roasted

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    Ohhhh no. That's the one and only true unique talent Chris has--when he's reached rock bottom, he always finds a way to smash through and reach a whole new level of low. He'll eventually do or say something worse than this. It's only a matter of time.
     
  20. ShinyMetalAss

    ShinyMetalAss Blackjack, Hookers & 'Tism

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