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The best of pro-wrestlings worst

Discussion in 'Shows' started by Deadpool, Feb 8, 2017.

  1. Deadpool

    Deadpool God's perfect idiot

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    Anyone who watches wrestling knows it can be really exciting and compelling. They also know that it can be mind numbingly, tigger pettingly stupid. So post your favorite dumb shit from pro-wrestling (any company).

    One of my favorite moments was when Vince Russo inhaled a bunch of gas fumes and decided to do this: david-arquette-wcw-1429340762.jpg
    Then they had him KEEP successfully defending the title. Usually by accident. Then he turned heel delivering the cringest promo he possibly could have. Telling the crowd in his most raspy sqealing voice that they "should never trust a guy from HHHHOOOOLLLLLLYYYYYYWWOODD"
     
  2. Gerion

    Gerion Fat Binturong

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    One of the funniest things I've ever seen, the debut of powerhouse wrestler The Shockmaster, aka a fat fuck in a glitterpainted stormtrooper helmet who couldn't be on camera for twenty seconds without eating shit on the set to the hysterical laughter of all present.
     
  3. Ms. Mowz

    Ms. Mowz My likes mean absolutely nothing!

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    Damn, someone beat me to the Shockmaster.
     
  4. southernfriedweirdo

    southernfriedweirdo Finger-lickin' good

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    Behold: an honest to god actual toy of the Shockmaster, a con exclusive of some kind.
    [​IMG]
     
  5. Gerion

    Gerion Fat Binturong

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    FUCK OFF. How much'll that run you on eBay? I need that for my desk at work so goddamn bad.
     
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  6. bungholio

    bungholio Deader than the parents on "Party Of Five".

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  7. Very Honest Content

    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    You can see the moment Gene decides this shit isn't worth it right as he lets go of the arm.
     
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  8. southernfriedweirdo

    southernfriedweirdo Finger-lickin' good

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    I think Jarrett's expression says it all. David Arquette's a good guy (donated his WCW pay to the families of a few deceased wrestlers, and to WWE's Droz) but he should have been kept away from the title. Also, remember when Russo put the title on himself?
     
  9. Adamska

    Adamska Well-Known Member

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    Most of Verne Gagne's ideas, like trying to give the belt to his shit of a son.
     
  10. MerriedxReldnahc

    MerriedxReldnahc The Gayest Gay Man Who Ever Gayed in CWCville

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    I like to watch Mexican wrestling because I don't know what the fuck is going on or what anyone is saying but theres a bunch of muscular sweaty guys in masks and speedos building some kind of cheerleader pyramid and theres a random midget in a blue furry costume running around. And they fuckin shave the losers head in the ring. There's no plot, only chaos.
     
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  11. Cornholio

    Cornholio I need TP for my bunghole!

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    I think everyone has seen the Trump videos now so I'll just post this. I also enjoy playing wrestling games sometimes since the character creators are so bizarrely high detail.