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Terrible Christian Films

Discussion in 'Films' started by TheImportantFart, Mar 29, 2017.

  1. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    Here's what one youtuber said about this

    "For anyone confused about what they just saw, here's a quick summary: One day, a gloriously mustached man (whom I will call "The Hero" for simplicity) decides he can take Satan. As The Hero doesn't know where the Satan is, he uses a surefire method of locating any demon, wandering aimlessly and calling his name. This would continue for a few hours until The hero would get bored and/or hungry. Fortunately, Satan apparently doesn't like being called yellow and decides to show up. Unfortunately, he's literal spin doctor and puts his skills to use. Embarrassed, The Hero (here played by different actor due to budgetary constraints) decides to boost his self-esteem by killing a local hobo without even touching him. First he confuses the poor vagrant by making silly faces and then gives him a heart attack with a sudden sneeze. Suddenly, a giant boulder appears and local immortal tries to use it to commit suicide but fails. This sight leaves The Hero so stumped, that he just stands there until nightfall, when a snake jumps on him and gets slapped for interrupting his thoughts. Meanwhile, Satan throws a BBQ which is then crashed by The Hero bursting in and beating everyone with his magical cattle prod. Satan is understandably pissed off and tries to burn something funny on The Hero's hand. This gives The Hero a massive errection so he drops his pants (fortunately just out of frame) and Satan dies out of disgust."
     
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  2. MerriedxReldnahc

    MerriedxReldnahc The Gayest Gay Man Who Ever Gayed in CWCville

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    This is a thread for BAD movies, not amazing, awesome, movies!
     
  3. king kong... with wings?

    king kong... with wings? Snek doesn't like being manhandled

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    well it is awesome in an ironic way, so there's that
     
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