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Steven Universe

Discussion in 'Shows' started by Cyan, Jan 21, 2017.

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  1. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    I'm sure plenty of you have watched it and whether you like it or not, it attracts a lot of autism. You'd probably have to have something wrong with you to sit through Steven not shutting up for the whole of the first season, lol.



    Anyways, ongoing TV show about a forteen year old and his lesbian space rock friends.
     
    Cyan, Jan 21, 2017
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  2. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    I ship the pointy-nose woman and the boy. It's like a sexy aunt-nephew relationship that I can relate to.

    I also have tons of unforgivable fan pornography of the other rock lady things. Especially that gullible green goblin one. She's the easiest to molest in my fanfictions.

    The show was good when it was about Steven discovering his powers, but in these recent seasons, the Sugar woman has cranked up the "Gay" to 11 and a half. Jesus christ.
     
    Nobody, Jan 22, 2017
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  3. Hellblazer

    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Just a friendly heads-up: we're not as cannibalistic as KF, but we also don't do much in the way to protect people from outsiders. If you're cool with being known as the Steven Universe porn person that's fine by me, but I just thought I'd drop the warning in case you don't want to risk that sort of thing.
     
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  4. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    Who cares? I'm a "Nobody".

    I've masturbated to weirder.
     
    Nobody, Jan 22, 2017
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  5. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    Yeah but why are you telling us this? Talking about what you have in your porn folder =/= discussing the show.
     
    Cyan, Jan 22, 2017
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  6. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    If you aren't going to relate to this show with your genitals, why are you watching Steven Universe in the first place?

    It's like taking drugs to make watching movies better. And by drugs, I mean "masturbating", and by "watching movies better", I mean "shitposting on websites rather than actually watching the show for its standalone merits".

    Pearl has been mai waifu since day one.
     
    Nobody, Jan 22, 2017
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  7. Slut

    Slut What's wrong, big boy?

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    I like it quite a bit.

    I feel like Steven is in sort of a Shinji situation. I mean, it's his shows but he is upstaged by the girls surrounding him and he's easily the least popular. What a shame.
     
    Slut, Jan 22, 2017
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  8. ASoulMan

    ASoulMan The Lasaga Master/Booty Warrior

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    I've only seen a few okay episodes.
     
    ASoulMan, Jan 22, 2017
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  9. A Potato Named Vodka

    A Potato Named Vodka AKA Vodka Vodkavich Vodkaev

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    I think I fall under the category of people who dislike the show on the premise that it's fandom is so gross. Like, the concept seems cool, but I think it would be better served if it were a movie, rather than an ongoing series.
     
    A Potato Named Vodka, Jan 23, 2017
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  10. Goddessoftheshire

    Goddessoftheshire Bitch Supreme

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    I watched it once at the instance of a friend, and could not stand the constant crying every episode. The fan base is like the brony fandom only with LGBT social justice warriors instead of virgin neck beards.
     
    Goddessoftheshire, Jan 23, 2017
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  11. Janker

    Janker Salt Collector

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    I was never a fan of Steven Universe but I heard the Tumblr community bullied a girl to near suicide over her Steven Universe art once in 2015. Now when I hear about the show, I am reminded of Tumblr.
     
    Janker, Jan 23, 2017
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  12. Goddessoftheshire

    Goddessoftheshire Bitch Supreme

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    I would not be surprised as cannibalistic those SJW types are.
     
    Goddessoftheshire, Jan 23, 2017
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  13. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    It really doesn't help that the show's art style has that tumblr aesthetic to it.
     
    Cyan, Jan 23, 2017
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  14. HotaruThodt

    HotaruThodt I Can Feel the Cosmos!

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    I have to admit I do enjoy the show and I've been doing to a pretty good job of staying away from the fandom. Steven is an annoying little turd though, especially in the first season.
     
    HotaruThodt, Jan 23, 2017
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  15. Sobek

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    Chris has ruined Steven Universe for me. And fanta. And sex dolls. And cunnilingus. And green dye. And enemas. And recreational pants-shitting. And cyber threesomes involving a dead girl named Julie and her live prepubescent younger brother named Max. And fanart. And comics. And Sonic the Hedgehog. There are so many wholesome forms of entertainment I could enjoy except stupid ugly people on the internet whom I'll never meet IRL enjoy them too so I can't like them ever and just thinking about them reminds me of the gross internet people and it makes me triggered. I don't like anything anymore because my tastes are excessively influenced by stupid people online. Chris has ruined Steven Universe for me.
     
    Sobek, Jan 23, 2017
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  16. admiral

    admiral Don't you like Bourbon?

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    The songs are okay but the writing is meh. Too preachy for my taste. The frybo episode in season 1 was pretty funny, but I guess that was just because there wasn't a bunch of gem sperging in it.
     
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  17. Nobody

    Nobody Whom of None Staff Member Moderator

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    It shouldn't take just Chris to ruin Steven Universe for you. He only made one or two autistic FaceBook posts about how he liked the show, because it somehow fits in with his ridiculous Franken-Mangirl-Lesbian agenda he's got going on right now.

    There's a lot worse that could've turned you off to the show.

    A LOT WORSE
     
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  18. Cyan

    Cyan #00FFFF Staff Member B& AF, Fam Moderator

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    IDK why but just the line "I AM NOT. FRIES!!!!" got me laughing pretty hard.
     
    Cyan, Jan 24, 2017
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  19. Damocles

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    No. Fuck off. You're the kind of faggot that would've been Halal'd on the Kiwifarms. You wouldn't happen to be that one computer illiterate motorcycle fetishist that wanted to fuck his sister, would you? You seem to roll with the punches about as well as he does.
     
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  20. ToroidalBoat

    ToroidalBoat ¿qué?

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    I've never seen the show. For some reason I imagine Steven's voice sounds somewhat deep (for a kid) and "duh."
     
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