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I guess the only question left is - will Fatty try to grope Jessica after McDonalds or during the movie.

 

Hi Hirtes!

 

So there is pretty much a 100% chance Chris will be wearing his unicorn getup to the date. What a time to be alive.

 

There's always a chaperone on CWC dates.

 

The pics will be entertaining and cringe worthy.

 

"I'm telling you right now....Chris and I are meeting up for a date on Oct 6th at this location at this time.....you damn weens and trolls TOTALLY better not show up to bother us......"

 

Bob's ghost?

 

If indeed a troll, that would be a perfect way to shoot a flare to get weens to run up in pickle suits screaming JULLLAYYYY.

I'm still unsure about what this whole...event is, I'm as of writing this in the camp a very misguided white knight. We shall see, and the best part, right or wrong, it's gonna end in a dumpster fire and hilarity.

 

Honestly, I kind of agree with Hellblazer here. Telling people what day she and Chris will be going on a "date" sounds *incredibly* red flaggish to me. If she really wanted people to "mind their own business", you would think she'd not mention anything so she and Chris could have a "Date" in peace.

It seems to me that this is basically her subtle way of going "Hey weens.....if you wanna have a Chris sighting....here's the details...."

 

I agree, something is strange about it. Granted we know Chris isn't good at not blabbing even if she said not too, but if she said not too and he blabbed, she could keep quiet herself or tell Chris he violated her trust and respect and it's off. I really don't see them planning "le epoch ruse" of a fake date setup.

She's been around a while, so she knows Chris well enough. I dunno, I have no dog in this fight it's just fun to muse what it is

 

In my mind I'm imagining Chris showing up to his date with Jessica, then an army of weens wearing pickle suits starts marching in unison down the street chanting "Julaaaaayyyyy, Jullllaaaaaaayyyy," and when he tries to run away while holding Jessica's hand more weens in pickle suits parachute down from the sky. He'll then collapse on the ground and say "It's over, they've won, I'll never defeat the trolls. Save yourself Jessica."

I know this site has a rule of no trolling plans, but if we could get thousands of trolls to agree to do this, it would be pretty epic. I could imagine news sites just taking a picture of the scene and simply having the caption "You're not going to fucking believe this!"

 

It's hard enough getting ten people to agree on pizza toppings, let alone thousands on weenery.

 

"Hello my sweetest Jackie, I mean Julie, I mean Jessica. My mommy and I will pick you up for our date, then I'll bring you back to my lair and I can perform all my tongue tricks on your china."

 

Chris screeching out "my mommy and I...." will never stop being creepy to me.....

That moment was like something a guy says in a horror movie before things go horribly wrong....

 

What video is that?

 

His video before his "date" with Ivy...

 

Probably my favorite Chris video. There's a lot of good ones but that one is a masterpiece.

 

It’s hard enough to get Cwcki Club taken seriously as it is.

Shit like this .... this does not help.