Phil thinks Kiwi farms made a bomb threat to him.

Phil posted yesterday about a "bomb threat" involving him by that dastardly Kiwi farms.


Pizzas and pigeons censoring everything that reminds Phil about his birth gender

 

Is ADF admitting to have bought the totem?

 

Yep, everyone who threatens violence on the internet is a ruthless, cold-blooded killer.

Spoiler: A prime example

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

"Didn't hear in the front and the back"? That's on "we can't change their growing emotional backgrounds" level of incomprehensible.

>Constantly begs for money while not taking full advantage of community resources and having little to show for all the pity-bucks gone
>Extreme jealousy of CWC
>Kiwi weirdo's theory isn't censored by pizza and pigeons

 

The first thing Australatina would do to any plane they bought would be to cover it with "clever" communist and cisphobic slogans and probably work in a road sign while they were at it.

 

LOLcows can't take a joke - this reminds me of Bob McKim and when a ween called an Amish buggy a demonic creature, he said it was a hate crime and how he was reporting it to the FBI.
But to be fair, anytime a ween says something Bob doesn't like he calls the FBI.

 

I guess he's still salty about not having access to his subforum.

 

Notice the same kind of censorship of "Phil" again. And a male pronoun. ADF really hates them. Then there's that lumping of all 10,000+ Kiwis together based on a couple of posts.

Also ADF can't into jokes.

 

Those wacky autistic trannies just LUUUURVE it when you use the wrong words.

 

I might be reading a little into it, but Phil doesn't seem to be nearly as secure about his transition as Chris is (who isn't exactly secure about anything). sure other trannies get mad about "pronoun relapsing," but the way Phil censors it but doesn't play it up to get sympathy is odd. Its almost like Phil is afraid of turning back into an autistic white man. Maybe deep down he knows he really is one.

 

Goddamn, everythings about phil in his eyes,he's as big an attention whore as a teenage girl.
Which is funny because its literally the only way he's anything like a girl in anyway whatsoever.

 

If KF was going to bomb Phil they wouldn't stick it inside the ftahgen totem. They'd place it somewhere else.

 

Like CWC, ADF clearly has an obese ego.

 

You mean the hidden thread doesn't exist anymore?

 

There's an entire board of ADF-related threads, including the original. You have to get approved for access.

Null did that because ADF craves asspats and attention, positive or not.

 

I probably should've taken the time to read before posting there.

 

Yeah, I know about that. I was referring to the fact that the person didn't know about the hidden threads, so he just assumed that there were no threads on the site.