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New Toren Thread - Phil's Current Gal Pal/Roomate, Alleged "Girlfriend"

Discussion in 'ADF (Phillip Haskins DeLici)' started by Flame the Sunbird, Feb 6, 2017.

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  1. Flame the Sunbird

    Flame the Sunbird Well-Known Member

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    Did anyone save the old KF thread for Phil's alleged girlfriend? (Jonathan C. Holiday aka Toren aka Victoria Valimir aka Toren Wilder aka Victoria Vikki Valimir). It seems to be deleted from Google's cache already.

    Anyway, now that the farms are dead (RIP) he's set his personal Twitter (https://twitter.com/v1ctoriadarling) back to public and I noticed something that might be about Phil. Huge caveat though, Toren seems to have multiple "girlfriends" (like "otter failure" Jane Wild) and at this point I'm not even 100% sure he and Phil are still together.

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    Flame the Sunbird, Feb 6, 2017
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    Deadpool God's perfect idiot

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    It wouldn't suprise me if Phil decided to come out as asexual. It sounds better/more oppressed than saying I'm literally too stupid to enjoy sex. We all know he'll keep the bondage shit up though. He needs to 3edgy5me somehow.
     
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  3. Ginger Piglet

    Ginger Piglet CAMAB Male-Presenting Lesbian

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    Asexual forced by the cistem to be a sex worker to survive.

    Oh yeah.

    This shit practically writes itself.
     
    Ginger Piglet, Feb 6, 2017
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    Very Honest Content Formerly a niggo (???) Staff Member Moderator

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    Jon is dating Oliver D. Smith now? Holy lolcow sexual perversion crossover, Batman!

    OP, Null has a saved copy of the thread . . .
     
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    Hellblazer Autism on the rocks Staff Member Administrator Moderator

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    Some drunk with a red username said:
    "With the implosion of the Kiwi Farms, staff has been discussing bringing back a couple of our old junked subforums that are relevant to CWC people. These are traditional lolcow coverage, and follow our original mission statement of following Chris and his direct orbiters. Consensus was that the folks here would have fun with them, so we're going to expand the CWC section just this one time. Please don't campaign for the addition of more lolcows, as it won't happen- even this is just bringing back stuff that used to exist.
    The reopened sections will be a Kengle sub and an ADF one. As always here, we're not a trolling site so direct action will be against site guidelines. The dox rule is also in effect, so there will be no crusade to dox and link everyone ADF has ever come into contact with. The spud is entertaining enough on his own, and the hamburger-boiling old man doesn't need to be harassed.

    I hope the community enjoys the reopening of the sections and has fun with it."
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    Talking about Phil's buddies is okay, but threads devoted to deep-dives into their lives are more of a KF thing than what we're going for here.
     
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